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things that are making you happy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by globetrotter, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. why

    why Senior member

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    I'll bite: maps are free. You know that, right?

    My pretty obvious point, anyway, was that people should probably know how to use a map.
     
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  2. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I am a lazy son of a bitch because I use a dishwasher instead of washing my dishes by hand.
     
  3. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Today one of my friends had smell of fragrance to where I asked "What are you wearing today?" He said "My wife got it for me it is called Une Rose Chyprée by Andy Tauer." And then I started laughing really loud. I made the "L" sign with my hand and put it near my forehead. Then I cried out "Losah!!!!" to emphasize the point I was trying to get across (his wife should have created a perfume from scratch by herself not bought one already created and bottled). (Just to be clear, I meant that he was a loser for marrying such a woman, and I thought that pronouncing "loser" with a fake northeastern accent would make it sound even harsher.)
     
  4. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Did you know in Europe electric mixers are illegal for home use? Just last week someone was sent up the creek for life in Italy because the fucker had the temerity to use a dough hook WHEN HIS HANDS COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB WITH LESS EFFORT!11!!

    Don't even THINK about owning a crock pot.
     
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  5. donjuan17

    donjuan17 Senior member

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    Why have sex with a woman when you can get the job done yourself with your hands? Sure the sex will feel good but you'll only be doing 50% of the work you would do if you did it yourself. And nothing beats the smug satisfaction you get in telling others they're in the wrong for making it a little better on themselves.
     
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  6. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    I've got a lot of things to say about the current conversation, but it seems downright lazy to just type it and post it. I'll be walking to visit each of you to pass along a handwritten letter that conveys my thoughts on the matter (I considered saying it out loud when I get there, but I didn't want to cut corners). I intend to begin my journey as soon as I help with the village barn raising, cut down a tree, make paper for the letters, and slaughter a cow to harvest the leather I'll need to make durable clothing. I intend to write each letter in blood drawn with splinters created when I harvest my paper-making timber.
     
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  7. MrG

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    An excellent choice!

    Good luck with the work stuff!
     
  8. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Senior member

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    Talked to the two owners today about some concerns I had regarding the upcoming move.

    Come out of the convo with them paying moving expenses, renting a uhaul, giving me a moving bonus, and about an 8% raise.

    Kicking ass at your job has some cool advantages.
     
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  9. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Good stuff, Kwilk.

    Personally, I prefer kissing ass to kicking ass. The end results are just as good if not better.
     
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  10. why

    why Senior member

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    Oh, sorry to interrupt. Didn't realize there were so many KitchenAid fans here.
     
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  11. A Canuker

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    How is it you manage to get out of bed every day with this constant positive view of life?
     
  12. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Every paycheck I've ever received can be attributed to my ass kissing abilities.
     
  13. Douglas

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    I've been masturbating a lot more since I discovered private browsing on my iPhone.
     
  14. Douglas

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    I've been pooping a lot more since we got a sit-down toilet.
     
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  15. Douglas

    Douglas Senior member

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    Thank god my lazy wife bought that vacuum.
     
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    The only problem with private mode is that it doesn't remember what links you have already clicked on.

    Who wants to see the same shit again?
     
  17. Douglas

    Douglas Senior member

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    I'm cooking tonight because I bought a stove.
     
  18. Douglas

    Douglas Senior member

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    Been enjoying my cigars since I bought my Zippo.
     
  19. Douglas

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    Man, wiping my ass is a dream with toilet paper. I used to just walk around with shit in my crack; washing my bare hands afterwards was a real downer.
     
  20. Thomas

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    sellout.
     

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