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things that are making you happy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by globetrotter, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. gomestar

    gomestar Well-Known Member

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    yeah, gotta be careful about this. You don't want to let it go right as the elevator is stopping since it'll still be bundled up in your trousers upon leaving the elevator. But you don't want to do get caught with stops and crowds mid ride.
     
  2. gomestar

    gomestar Well-Known Member

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    it's always funny to read this again. I would have torn up in laughter.
     
  3. gomestar

    gomestar Well-Known Member

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    i think they're hilarious, but the wife completely disagrees. I've done some deep philosophical thought on the issue, and i realized that it's not the actual fart that's funny, unless it's enormous I suppose, but it's people's reactions to being exposed to one (either by hearing or smelling) that's funny.
     
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    There is nothing funny about mine. Only the most profound respect and admiration when I contemplate that I made that.
     
  5. MrG

    MrG Well-Known Member

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    Real talk: In the 14 years since we started dating and decade-plus that we've been married, I've never farted in front of my wife (at least not in such a way that made her aware it had happened).
     
  6. HRoi

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    She's lying to you - she secretly enjoys it, as do all women. I'm still trying to determine whether they like the smell itself in a sort of masochistic way, or the fact that it gives them the opportunity to make a scene :laugh:
     
  7. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure you fart every night in your sleep. Depending on the position of the covers, you may be giving her a Dutch oven multiple times per night
     
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  8. in stitches

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    unreal. you are missing out. and so is your wife for that matter. how do you expect do be truly respected without her knowing the full range of your power?
     
  9. gomestar

    gomestar Well-Known Member

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    hard to argue for a better non-violent "dont. cross. me." out there.
     
  10. samadhi27

    samadhi27 Well-Known Member

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    Once I was letting loose so many in my sleep that my S.O. had to take shelter in the living room

    It's fortunate that women do not have the internal fortitude to retaliate likewise
     
  11. L'Incandescent

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    Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."

    There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.
     
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  12. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

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    Plagiarist! (Of me!)

    I just got a $3 rebate check :slayer:
     
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  13. Piobaire

    Piobaire Well-Known Member

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    What would really make this fly off the book racks is if he was also a vampire.
     
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  14. HRoi

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    That farted a lot in elevators
     
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  15. Harold falcon

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    Add some talking cats and zombies and you'll have a hit on your hands.
     
  16. gomestar

    gomestar Well-Known Member

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    here you go

     
  17. lawyerdad

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    I am now reading (interspersed among other things I'm reading) a series of vampire novels (not one of the ones you've heard of). I started because they were written by a woman I went on a date with. The dating thing went nowhere but now I'm stuck finishing the damn series because I'm curious . . .
    No characters have yet sown any letters, though.
     
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  18. SkinnyGoomba

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    Gome, Best 5 minutes of the day right there.
     
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  19. gomestar

    gomestar Well-Known Member

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    yeah, just check the guy's youtube channel. anything farting related and it's instant lost productivity.
     
  20. Connemara

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    I am lol'ing.
     

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