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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by globetrotter, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I knew my man Harvey would catch the reference!

    :cheers:
     
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    Oh jeez, I haven't seen that movie in a long time.
     
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    my teenage job was working at Target. everybody on the floor had walkie talkies, but I worked in the backroom with a bunch of cool guys. we'd dick around all the time.

    a fun activity we liked to do was wait for a giant fart to build up, and then when the moment is there, rip it right into the walkie talkies. the sound would resonate from everybody's walkies on the sales floor. one time it was so bad that one of the managers got on the line and yelled "WHO IS DONIG THAT?!?!"
     
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  5. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    start one and link it here plz.


    where to kop?
     
  6. js4design

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    Don't believe the hype.
     
  7. gomestar

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    the walkie talkies were weird in that if somebody was talking into one while they were in the bathroom, there would be a very obvious echo in the background. whenever a new person joined, we'd wait until we knew they were in there, and then start asking them a bunch of questions over the walkie talkies. John thinks he's being helpful and sociable, but in reality everybody who works there knows that John is currently taking a shit.
     
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    there was this guy that we really hated. he was a total dick to everybody, and just a general rotten person. he said something wildly insulting to one of my friends at school, so we wanted to get revenge somehow. what did we do? a quick visit to the sporting goods store + a syringe (that I already had from the vet) + a quick stab at the rubber part around his car's window = his interior now smells like deer pee.


    that was one prank that we kept silent about. he would have killed us if he found out.
     
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    Senior year we had a class in the computer lab. My friend and I got onto the school website editing page and started fucking around. Replacing the main banner with "Kevin is a fag" "Mrs. Johns sucks balls" type stuff. We were telling other kids yo check it out. Bring 17 year old dipshits we didn't think it was changing the page excdpt for computers on the computer lab network. Then in walked the principal and superintendent.
     
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    one night, my friend basically crashed into sleep, but he foolishly left his awesome Motorola Razr phone out. we went online and found a picture of a small yet bushy dick from the angle of one looking down at it, snapped a picture of that with his camera phone, and then texted it around to a bunch of people in his contact book. we followed up the picture with another text that was basically "oh my god, that was not supposed to happen. please delete this, i'm soooo mortified."
     
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    The principal's name wasn't Kevin by any chance..
     
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    Got into my friends computer, opened up MS office and set an autocomplete rule to change his last name to "Cocksucker" as soon as he started typing it
     
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    i didn't do many pranks with computer, mostly because I wasn't very technical. but we all had laptops in high school. some crappy IBM, but since I was a baller, I had some crazy machine. anyways, i set my friend's internet home page to that one website where all it shows is a guy doing the helecopter with his dick on constant loop. haha, i remember he opened up explorer, saw it, and slammed his screen down as soon as he could and gave the most sheepish face I have ever seen. I couldn't save my cover, I had to burst out laughing. right in the middle of class.
     
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    and its a dude getting boned while doing the helicopter
     
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    I have set many a computer to autocorrect 'the' into 'teh'

    I always enjoyed taking a screenshot of the desktop, hiding all of the icons and the taskbar, and then setting the screenshot as the background. For bonus points, leave a couple desktop icons in place so something useless works but nothing else does.
     
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    How old are you gome?
     
  18. Harold falcon

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    Back in high school the computer lab was running brand new Windows 95. There was a way to change the "desktop.ini" file to link to any image you wanted instead of the started Windows start up screen (for you youngings it could often take up to 3 or 4 minutes for a computer to start up, and the load screen would be there while you waited). Didn't have a lot of access to porn back then but we had some, so we changed all the start up screens to pictures of hard core porn. I think tubgirl was around at that point too. Nothing happened the first day we did it but then when they shut them off at night and then restarted the next morning the class was in for a big surprise. I wasn't in computer class first thing the next morning but what I heard from others who were was that the teacher completely lost her shit.
     
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    the bathroom door knob at one of my friend's places was really hard to turn, it was a pain in the ass. and it's impossible to open if some, lets say somebody like me, puts a small coat of vaseline on it. sure enough, somebody used the toilet, and they became trapped in the bathroom. apparently nothing they tried worked to get it open, so after 15 or 20 minutes of taunting from everybody, we let them out.
     
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