things that are making you happy

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  1. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    were you wet, down there?
     
  2. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I saved the carcass and will be making turkey soup this month.
     
  3. Lady Canuker

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    Mr Canuker did that last month after our Thanksgiving, best soup I've ever had. Now just waiting for Christmas so he can make it again
     
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    Agreed. I can honestly say that I have not been date raped while driving to work at any point in the last half decade.


    You wish.
     
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  5. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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  6. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    You women are terrible nowadays. You're supposed to be the cooks in the kitchen but you all have dreams of being English teachers so you don't learn to cook or sew or give proper blowjobs and we men have to figure it out on our own in addition to everything else we have to handle.
     
  7. Lady Canuker

    Lady Canuker Senior member

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    I know, it's terrible isn't it:slayer:
     
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    Since when have english teachers been able to get away with not being able to give a proper blowjob?
     
  9. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Apparently since at least 2005.
     
  10. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Last night I woke up at around 3:30 in a panic. I thought "Oh shit! I have no idea where my dog is. I haven't seen him since I got back from visiting family in Wisconsin." For what seemed like two or three minutes, I was trying to figure out where the hell my dog was and how I could have been so stupid as to have lost him.

    I do not have a dog. After I realized this, I slept very peacefully.
     
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    acidboy Senior member

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    this is swag forum. welcome.


    :smarmy:



    I don't think I've tasted turkey yet. if turkey spam counts, then I stand corrected... although I ended up in rashes and had to go to the emergency room after eating that crap.


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  12. Lady Canuker

    Lady Canuker Senior member

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    The Little Miss Canukers and I went and got our Christmas tree yesterday and the house smells amazing this morning :satisfied:
     
  13. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    HAPPY HOLIDAY TO THE CANUKER FAMILY!
     
  14. Claghorn

    Claghorn Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    B1os' avatar makes me happy.

    L'Incandescent, have you read any short stories by Richard Brautigan? Your writing is almost dead on identical (particularly sentence pacing). Quick example if you haven't:

    Closets
    I remember I once went through a period of counting closets in haunted houses. I was in between love affairs. I had no idea what would happen next with my heart or if anything would ever happen again, so I counted closets in haunted houses.

    I was glad when it was over.

    7,914,322 closets is too many, not to speak of walking up the stairs to each haunted house and slowly opening the front door.
     
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  15. Lady Canuker

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    Thanks same to you and yours!
     

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