Yeah that whole post is philled with phail. Literally the sweetest cat I have ever met was a Maine Coon named Albertus Magnus aka Albert. He was huge, and he loved people. You'd pick him up (if you were strong enough) and he'd wrap his paws around your neck and nuzzle you drunkenly. On the other hand, he was a bad ass who once took on a trio of Rhodesian Ridgebacks and won. Making me happy: I didn't think I was plugged into the commission plan yet, and was startled to find a nice bump on my last paycheck. Between several months of unemployment and my last crappy company this is my first real commission payment in about a year. Fuck yeah!