Discussion in 'General Chat' started by globetrotter, Feb 14, 2008.
i love getting bro fisted in the morning
It stimulates the colon.
Going to be a good day at work.
Sounds like you need an HOA, brah.
Making me happy today is the new Dymo card reader I had IT buy me. The little thing really rocks. Almost flawless scanning of business cards right into my Outlook contacts.
Wouldn't it be more flawless to have a peon enter them in for you along with adding a photo to each contact and some memorable background information?
For me, the hours from 4-6 a.m. are like heaven. The wife likes the late night, I like the early am
The less people I have to talk to about things the better. I get business cards of contacts I want to keep track of just about every day. Now it's a 10 second deal to have the card scanned right into my contacts, which of course, auto-syncs with my Android phone. It's pretty slick.
what did you do with Kyle's business card?
Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!
SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR MR.STITCH!!!
It's an alternate pronunciation for a prostitute who doesn't dress nice and you can't take out on a date.
I got some voicemail from a spanish woman a few days ago about a man coming from puerto rico and she wants me (Liz) to hang out with him because he doesn't know anybody. Well today, I have been getting text messages from Jorge about getting together and being friends. This is all in spanish, but I translated them. He is trying to be really overly polite and seems like work moves on me (Liz). Naturally, I am having a ball with it translating into Spanish all of this nasty shit I am telling him to do to me (Liz) when we meet.
the downside to all this being that he has your phone number.
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