things that are making you happy

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Ew.
     
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    sooo jelly. enjoy! i hope to take a mini vacation just for a day or 2 in the beginning of april. i hope it works out.


    yes, and with kids on the vacay sometimes the planning is more fun. lol.
     
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    didnt realize there were customers in the store and i started playing the lonley island song "i just had sex." the lyrics below played from the speakers before i picked up on the situation. this is the first time that happened to me. i feel kinda bad, but it was pretty funny, im also not sure if they heard.

    lyrics played out loud

    "A woman let me put
    My penis inside of her
    I just had se"--
     
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    It's fun, and builds excitement.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I used to work as a landscaper, where I would spend all day outside on people's property. I used to get yelled at constantly by my boss for cursing at the top of my lungs and such if I was having a hard time digging, or hurt myself and such. It was good times. There was this one guy who used to open his window when we were outside of it and he would be smoking a bong and try to get us to have sex with his daughter because she was "too tense".
     
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    Not sure where to post this, but last night my girlfriend was grating a lot of cheese and she accidentially grated her thumb. She spent about 15 minutes looking for her skin in the pile of cheese. I would have just ignored it. We ate the cheese anyway.
     
  7. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    CANNIBAL!
     
  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I'd try a person.
     
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    :laugh: did you?


    was it extra tasty?
     
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    Rambo Senior member

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    would it depend on what they looked like while they were alive?
     
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    Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be eatin' no minority.

    (Relax, I am joking)
     
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    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    

    Address?
     
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    On a beautiful lake in New Jersey. The second largest one in New Jersey, in fact. He also claimed that he got his basement finished so she "has a place to makeout". Weird guy.
     
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    I never witnessed the daughter. She could have been made up for all I know.

    The cheese was good. A bit metallic.
     
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    Would this guy be watching if you took him up on his offer?
     

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