Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[edinatlanta]

that sounds good man just poured myself some diest dr pepper man thats good stuff

 

[edinatlanta]

well not poured per se its still in the can

 

[beargonefishing]

I bet Pepper has some fake ass doctorate in like humanities or philosophical. Fake ******* dr.

 

[edinatlanta]

how can it be fake when it cures me my man

 

[Numbernine]

An arr a see cola an a moonpie

 

[beargonefishing]

how can it be fake when it cures me my man

Probably magic. Actually, it's definitely magic. Not doctoring.

 

[edinatlanta]

An arr a see cola an a moonpie

Dont ask me why but I was reading about the history of RC Cola and "The Workingman's Lunch" wait it is SFs fault I read RC Cikar cola earlier

Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

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[Numbernine]

Dont ask me why but I was reading about the history of RC Cola and "The Workingman's Lunch" wait it is SFs fault I read RC Cikar cola earlier

Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

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Po boys and muffalettas?

 

[Van Veen]

An arr a see cola an a moonpie

* Mountain Dew and a Moon Pie. And a Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie.

 

[brokencycle]

I bet Pepper has some fake ass doctorate in like humanities or philosophical. Fake ******* dr.

Or juris?

 

[Van Veen]

I bet Pepper has some fake ass doctorate in like humanities or philosophical. Fake ******* dr.

Doctor of Musical Arts.

 

[HRoi]

I’m not usually a self-prescription filler, but when i am....

WHY THE **** IS THE PRESCRIPTION NEVER READY WHEN YOU GET TO THE COUNTER

It doesn’t matter if you give these motherfuckers an extra DAY to get those ******* drugs. It’s never ready the first time. The prescription wasn’t submitted yet. Or they can’t find you by your last name. Or there’s a problem with the insurance. These ******* useless *****. Facebook can send you marital aid banner ads for a year because you followed a link to Adam & Eve once, but these cretins can’t find you with your social security number, address, credit history and god damn penis size

 

[beargonefishing]

My pharmacy sends me a sexy text message when my scripts. They only do that for ballers and pimps, so you F***ers are SOL.

 

[beargonefishing]

* Mountain Dew and a Moon Pie. And a Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie.

Mountain Due is made by unemployed West Virginians pissing in bottles.

 

[rnoldh]

Edinaphail. Never driven a Bimmer.

Bimmers are not what they once were,

CBS News: Man pushes BMW into river: Indian man pushes BMW into river because he wanted a Jaguar for his birthday gift.

Man pushes BMW into river because he wanted a Jaguar for his birthday

He was apparently so upset that he deliberately pushed the luxury vehicle into a canal

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