Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[RedLantern]

at a coffee shop/bar where, at 1 p.m., the majority of patrons are trying to get work done on their laptops, which is worse:

a) guy who is facetiming or some **** and thus talking at that volume and timbre that is impossible to ignore, unlike normal conversation
b) guy who keeps sniffling

obvs this is a trick question because the two are the same ******* douchebro who deserves to get kicked in the dick

Do these people not have homes or offices? Unless they are college students, where the answer is no, working from a coffee shop is deplorable and desperate.

 

[beargonefishing]

There is also a strong correlation between gum chewing guy and loud public cell talking guy.

 

[Van Veen]

What is it that causes people to talk louder when on a video call?

I don’t know and I do it all the time.

 

[HRoi]

I feel like it’s time to start laying traps for these people, like spiked pits for them to fall into while walking and FaceTiming

 

[Texasmade]

Just watch Appreciation on your phone with the volume turned up while they’re face timing. Jacket off while watching is preferred.

 

[edinatlanta]

Im going to meet a girl who has a bodyguard for a bf

 

[edinatlanta]

If i dont respond by 1030 am est send a search party

 

[beargonefishing]

If i dont respond by 1030 am est send a search party

I'm too busy with stuff and things.

 

[double00]

Im going to meat a girl who has a bodyguard for a bf

ftfy

 

[edinatlanta]

Fwiw i don't understand what happened. It is a long story. I spoke Russian and English and. French and it seemed to make a slight difference. Basically people thought my girl was a prostitute but she wasn't. She does jabe a sugar daddy who didn't show up. Anyway. Im halfway friend zone which i don't care like i may i dunno

 

[edinatlanta]

Ok it is 5 45. Worry not señors. Im pissed im still buzzed and awake at 545.

 

[edinatlanta]

Im pissed with how dead sf is. Man i remember on slow days id wake up and there'd be like 3 pages of updates to this thread from our asiatic members. Oh well #IWishThereWasAWayToKnowYoureInTheGoodOleDaysBeforeYouveLeftThem

 

[dotcomzzz]

getting drunk right now yessir

 

[edinatlanta]

I could've tried cocaine last night for the first time but i passed.

 

[Piobaire]

She don't lie.