Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Van Veen]

I'm sure a wider side-by-side would be fine, but this fridge (or "frig" as my landlord spells it) is tiny. I'd rather have the wider space. I at least want to be able to fit a half sheet pan.

 

[SixOhNine]

He is, and the back story of his father being murdered in Beirut is wild.

Truth.

I remember reading in Sports Illustrated that not long after that craziness, some punk ***** fan (probably from ASU) tried to heckle him by making jokes about his dad getting killed. Steve went into the stands. I can't remember exactly what went down, but I do remember that all the various authorities involved basically said, "yeah, we have rules against players doing that sort of thing, but we're just gonna let this slide."

 

[Piobaire]

ASU = Scumdevils.

 

[HRoi]

Or as Seth McFarlane called them, HPV U

 

[Piobaire]

Keep in mind their actual name is "Sun Devils."

 

[Jr Mouse]

 

[Omega Male]

OK, there are two reasons I can't get behind this bitmoji trend.

#1 -- Am not a fuckhead.

#2 -- Worried mine would look a lot like Harold Falcon's, which is too horrible to contemplate.

 

[Harold falcon]

 

[Harold falcon]

 

[jcman311]

#2 -- Worried mine would look a lot like Harold Falcon's, which is too horrible to contemplate

Seriously? Does everyone not named Piobaire (and me) shave their head? And what is with all the goatees?

 

[Piobaire]

I explained my goatee and I'm not ashamed of it.

 

[Omega Male]

Seriously? Does everyone not named Piobaire (and me) shave their head?

Check your hairist privilege.

 

[jcman311]

Sorry, I forgot that @Numbernine has a beautiful head of hair as well.

 

[Omega Male]

Eat it, low test bitches.

 

[beargonefishing]

I created my bitmoji.