Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[jcman311]

It’s Houston. Lots of people die everyday here.

 

[double00]

******** up and didn't trim my cat's nails in time , 2 were ingrown . quick trip to the vet he's all better but jeez i feel i'm a right bastard

 

[ter1413]

******** up and didn't trim my cat's nails in time , 2 were ingrown . quick trip to the vet he's all better but jeez i feel i'm a right bastard

Sharp/gnarly pu$$y is no bueno!

 

[ericgereghty]

Alleged drunk driver slightly injured after splitting his car into 3 parts, but his pregnant fiancée suffered gruesome death

A 30-year-old man from Staten Island, New York, incurred only minor injuries from a catastrophic car accident, but his pregnant fiancée and unborn child suffered gruesome deaths. Adem Nikeziq was charged with manslaughter, criminally negligent homicide, and driving while intoxicated. A...

www.theblaze.com

Speaking of drunk drivers (as I sip on a hefty pour of hooch lol...at home, mercifully), I'd fully sign off on kiling this guy in a tremendously painful manner. No punishment barbaric enough for people like this.

 

[mhip]

I wanted wine tonite, but I'm having fried rice...
I didn't want to open a great bottle, so I pulled the latest vintage from the Italian shipment. A 2019.
It's so goddam delicious that at this moment I have a single, Iron Eyes Cody tear running down my cheek.

 

[SixOhNine]

I don't know why, but Spotify is now hitting me with a barrage of ads for churches, Christian colleges, and Louder with Crowder. I can't decide if it's trying to bring me to Jesus or drive me away from Spotify. If it's the latter, it's working.

 

[venividivicibj]

Does this mean no spring in Canada?

 

[Michigan Planner]

Does this mean no spring in Canada?

Either too much poutine or some sort of separatist Québécois plot.

 

[Piobaire]

Does this mean no spring in Canada?

It's okay; distinct society.

 

[mhip]

Does this mean no spring in Canada?

He was found inside a bottle of Elsinore Beer, eh...
That means, free beer.

 

[ter1413]

Kellen Winslow Jr. requests 14-year prison sentence be reduced due to 'physical trauma' from football

The former Browns Pro Bowler was found guilty of **** in 2019 and later pleaded guilty to more offenses.

www.yahoo.com

-Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. has requested his 14-year prison sentence be reduced with the argument that the physical trauma he sustained while playing football entitles him to a shorter stay behind bars under a new California law, according to USA Today's Brent Schrotenboer.

-The former Cleveland Browns first-round draft pick and Pro Bowler received his 14-year sentence in March 2021 under a plea arrangement that saw Winslow convicted of forcible ****, **** of an unconscious person, assault with intent to commit ****, indecent exposure and lewd conduct in public. He had originally been facing life in prison.

 

[HRoi]

I had completely forgotten that that trash existed. I’m forgetting about him again, let him rot

 

[jbarwick]

One of my buddies named their kid Kellen after him...

 

[Texasmade]

One of my buddies named their kid Kellen after him...

I would lie and say the name was for Sr and not Jr.

 

[ter1413]

I would lie and say the name was for Sr and not Jr.

I would say....Kellen Winslow who?