Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[jbarwick]

Very hibbely AND jibbeldy today!

Bruv that's just your default state.

 

[ter1413]

Bruv that's just your default state.

This is why....

Colleague told me last week that they were cooking and bringing a load of food for the office today. Ex chef. It was worthy of a "things that are making you happy" post.

Boss tells me this morning....the person resigned last night via e-mail!

Da fuk? I skipped my morning breakfast sandwich as I was planning on scarfing down 2 plates of food right about NOW!

 

[edinatlanta]

This is why....

Colleague told me last week that they were cooking and bringing a load of food for the office today. Ex chef. It was worthy of a "things that are making you happy" post.

Boss tells me this morning....the person resigned last night via e-mail!

Da fuk? I skipped my morning breakfast sandwich as I was planning on scarfing down 2 plates of food right about NOW!

Holy **** is there a bigger fuckin' loser on this site?

 

[Omega Male]

Holy **** is there a bigger fuckin' loser on this site?

Deep down, you know the answer to this.

 

[HRoi]

Feaguing Before Ginger: A Lively Horse Discussion - The Eels of History: Dead Fish Stories

A brief history of the way shady horse dealers used of eel suppositories to liven up old mounts for sale in medieval and Early Modern England.

eels.historiacartarum.org

I’ve always wondered why it was called figging and not “gingering”. Now I know! Although the eel deal was an interesting plot twist

 

[ter1413]

Holy **** is there a bigger fuckin' loser on this site?

The person isn't on this site.

 

[jcman311]

This is why....

Colleague told me last week that they were cooking and bringing a load of food for the office today. Ex chef. It was worthy of a "things that are making you happy" post.

Boss tells me this morning....the person resigned last night via e-mail!

Da fuk? I skipped my morning breakfast sandwich as I was planning on scarfing down 2 plates of food right about NOW!

Beta.

Alpha would have already loaded the company cc with a **** ton of catering for the office.

 

[Michigan Planner]

I made my annual trip to Trader Joes this morning for a bunch of holiday snacks and frozen crap. As much as I enjoy some of the fun things they sell, every time I go in there I am reminded how ridiculous of a store it is. Maybe the ones here are just exceptionally small and have a horrible selection or something but how anybody could do all of their shopping at Trader Joes is beyond me.

In other related news, apparently the local Trader Joes being out of stock of the Hoy Chocolate Melting Snowman is just more evidence of how I am a horrible husband.

 

[venividivicibj]

unsatisfying poops (where you feel like you’re not done) are the worst

 

[edinatlanta]

unsatisfying poops (where you feel like you’re not done) are the worst

clearly you've never read posts from this guy

 

[ter1413]

unsatisfying poops (where you feel like you’re not done) are the worst

 

[mhip]

Get a decent bidet...
I power wash my innards.

 

[ter1413]

Get a decent bidet...
I power wash my innards.

Is power washing your innards "code" for a Waffle House special?

 

[mhip]

Is power washing your innards "code" for a Waffle House special?

It's what you should do "post-waffle house"

 

[HRoi]

This is why....

Colleague told me last week that they were cooking and bringing a load of food for the office today. Ex chef. It was worthy of a "things that are making you happy" post.

Boss tells me this morning....the person resigned last night via e-mail!

Da fuk? I skipped my morning breakfast sandwich as I was planning on scarfing down 2 plates of food right about NOW!

Since your colleague most likely already knew they were resigning when they told you this, then I have to believe they were just ******* with you on the way out.

“huh uh let’s tell greedy ass ter that I’ll be feeding him next week. I bet he’ll starve himself in anticipation ?”