Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[jbarwick]

I don’t have an Economist sub so can’t even read that

 

[venividivicibj]

Free version-

Outline.com

outline.com

 

[brokencycle]

Economist blocks via JavaScript. Just disable it.

In Firefox: open a tab, type about: config. Disable JavaScript. Open article. Then enable JavaScript again.

 

[patrick_b]

Periodic reminder that we are all unspeakable plebs.

The secret economics of a VIP party

There’s an invisible system behind every £100,000 bar tab and its currency is pretty women

www.economist.com

A small cohort of oligarchs, New York finance bros and Silicon Valley investors now patronise a network of nightclubs that span the globe.

 

[Texasmade]

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tl;dr

Can someone summarize this 20,000 word essay?

 

[edinatlanta]

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1) lmao nerd also
2) lmao what kind of looser uses Firefox.

 

[edinatlanta]

A small cohort of oligarchs, New York finance bros and Silicon Valley investors now patronise a network of nightclubs that span the globe.

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YES.

 

[jbarwick]

tl;dr

Can someone summarize this 20,000 word essay?

Models think being around rich people will lead them to wealth…end up banging club promoters. Club promoters think they’ll get hooked up by rich clients, doesn’t happen.

 

[brokencycle]

Models think being around rich people will lead them to wealth…end up banging club promoters. Club promoters think they’ll get hooked up by rich clients, doesn’t happen.

You forgot the part that the rich dudes spending money are only doing it to impress other rich dudes at the club and almost never bang the models.

 

[brokencycle]

1) lmao nerd also
2) lmao what kind of looser uses Firefox.

Why would I use something different? Chrome to let Google slurp even more data?

 

[Piobaire]

...and almost never bang the models.

Keep telling yourself that. Every one of those models think they're about to get their MRS degree and that their hoohaw is such magic there will not be a prenup. Knees up to their ears to make that happen.

 

[brokencycle]

Keep telling yourself that. Every one of those models think they're about to get their MRS degree and that their hoohaw is such magic there will not be a prenup. Knees up to their ears to make that happen.

I'm just summarizing the article. I guess you would know better about the world of these things than the author, so I'll defer to you.

 

[Piobaire]

I'm just summarizing the article. I guess you would know better about the world of these things than the author, so I'll defer to you.

Reading the article is completely arbitrary.

 

[HRoi]

I see those club promoters working it on Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale Beach. They approach pretty people, hand out cards and promise VIP hookups.

they have never approached me, which I find highly offensive ?

 

[edinatlanta]

I see those club promoters working it on Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale Beach. They approach pretty people, hand out cards and promise VIP hookups.

they have never approached me, which I find highly offensive ?