Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[imatlas]

That implies Ed has sex.

Asexual is a sexual preference.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Asexual is a sexual preference.

I just thought about ed sitting in a room one day, grunting really loudly, splitting in two, and there suddenly being two eds..


******* horrifying

 

[imatlas]

I just thought about ed sitting in a room one day, grunting really loudly, splitting in two, and there suddenly being two eds..


******* horrifying

Like an outtake from John Carpenter's The Thing.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Like an outtake from John Carpenter's The Thing.

But with more butt chugging

 

[HRoi]

Asexual is a sexual preference.

How about incel

 

[otc]

People who don't include photos of the garage with their real estate listings.

Come on man, let me see what I'm working with here.

 

[edinatlanta]

Come on man, let me see what I'm working with here.

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[PhilKenSebben]

How about incel

Clearly not a choice. "involuntarily Celibate"

Involuntary in the sense that you are ******* clueless about everything and are in general a disgusting human being with terrible opinions and disrespectful to women (and most people in general) but yes. involuntarily Celibate M'lady

 

[tropics]

something that was causing me feelings of hibbeldy jibbeldy was SIGNATURES.

i hadn't been on SF in a while and some of your signatures are like 7 times longer than your actual posts. plus, quotes in signatures show the same as quotes in posts, which is utterly psychotic.

anyway, i switched them off so now maybe i need to post this in the happy thread.

 

[edinatlanta]

something that was causing me feelings of hibbeldy jibbeldy was SIGNATURES.

i hadn't been on SF in a while and some of your signatures are like 7 times longer than your actual posts. plus, quotes in signatures show the same as quotes in posts, which is utterly psychotic.

anyway, i switched them off so now maybe i need to post this in the happy thread.

moran. my sig is full of wisdom and timely requests.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

moran. my sig is full of wisdom and timely requests.

This is true. Mainly because it is filled with things that other people have said.

 

[brokencycle]

I'm getting a ton of spam text messages all the sudden. One of them told me I was missing out on my $700 DMV refund, and I just needed to click the link to claim.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

I'm getting a ton of spam text messages all the sudden. One of them told me I was missing out on my $700 DMV refund, and I just needed to click the link to claim.

Seems like easy money man. Then you can get some funding for those tendies!

 

[brokencycle]

Seems like easy money man. Then you can get some funding for those tendies!

The one that came right after that claimed I also had a $700 venmo payment and used the same DMV refunds link and came from a completely different area code.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

The one that came right after that claimed I also had a $700 venmo payment and used the same DMV refunds link and came from a completely different area code.

Hm. Well, that does seem a bit suspicious, but you risk leavinng 1400 on the table man. Tough to say no to that. Maybe there is a 3rd link, at that point I feel like you gotta try and collect. Odds are all 3 can't be fake right??