Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Omega Male]

Sammy who? And what's a Canada?

 

[edinatlanta]

Sammy who? And what's a Canada?

THANK YOU (TO THE LATTER [sammy zayn is a wrestler])

 

[jbarwick]

My wife’s Nesspresso order gets here in a day or two. Just got an order this week.

Currently watching Schitts Creek with my wife and Stevie looks like a friend here in town...

 

[edinatlanta]

Sammy who? And what's a Canada?

He just got pwnt by Street Profits.

 

[edinatlanta]

My wife’s Nesspresso order gets here in a day or two. Just got an order this week.

Currently watching Schitts Creek with my wife and Stevie looks like a friend here in town...

So many jokes about Tennessee are contained therein

 

[jbarwick]

So many jokes about Tennessee are contained therein

Tell us a joak Ed and if there are many, make it a set.

 

[edinatlanta]

Tell us a joak Ed and if there are many, make it a set.

I don't know what this means

 

[mhip]

Spoiler

Linda McCartney

 

[PhilKenSebben]

My five year old boy just told me his imaginary friend doesn‘t exist.

This is the most meta thing ever. Why are you hibbeldy about this? Because he is growing up? Or he knows the friend doesn't exist and still engages with him?


Now that I think about imaginary friends I will tell you how mine ended because it is a bit...weird.

I used to blame my imaginary friend Mr. Monster for lots of things (messes, behaving badly, whatever) so my mom said that mr. Monster can't live with us any more if he is doing all of these things, so one day I do so ething and I blame Mr. Monster for it. So she opened up the front door, thanked me. Monster for hanging out with me, but that it was time for him to go. She kept the door open a minute, then closed it and told me Mr monster left and he can't come back.

I was like 3 or 4, this story was told to me by her. I don't know man, seems a bit odd. But perhaps it explains many things.

 

[edinatlanta]

Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys
This successful life we're livin'
Got us feuding like the Hatfields and McCoys
Between Hank Williams' pain songs and
Newbury's train songs and "Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain"
Out in Luckenbach, Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain

 

[Bhowie]

Shut up, Ed

 

[edinatlanta]

dire on the mountains and tis waitnin there for me my firends

fire on the mountains lightinin in the air and its waitin for me there

 

[edinatlanta]

I just want to say Emmylou Harris' "Pancho and Lefty" might be the most emotional song ever recorded. i think about what it needs and I can't come up with anything. I wish someone were talented enough to come up with a movie for it.

When she sings "Lefty's livin' in a cheap motel" something about that really gets to me.

 

[HRoi]

Edina, don’t you already have like 10 other threads you created expressly for the purpose of housing your shitpoasts?

 

[HORNS]

This is the most meta thing ever. Why are you hibbeldy about this? Because he is growing up? Or he knows the friend doesn't exist and still engages with him?


Now that I think about imaginary friends I will tell you how mine ended because it is a bit...weird.

I used to blame my imaginary friend Mr. Monster for lots of things (messes, behaving badly, whatever) so my mom said that mr. Monster can't live with us any more if he is doing all of these things, so one day I do so ething and I blame Mr. Monster for it. So she opened up the front door, thanked me. Monster for hanging out with me, but that it was time for him to go. She kept the door open a minute, then closed it and told me Mr monster left and he can't come back.

I was like 3 or 4, this story was told to me by her. I don't know man, seems a bit odd. But perhaps it explains many things.

It’s because that particular magical time for him is over.