Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[edinatlanta]

Maybe bring up edina to make you look like the greatest man in the world comparatively.

WHY WHY WHAT POSESSES YOU EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE TO GO LET ME FIND NEW WAYS TO HATE ON EDINA.

 

[Biscotti]

I had a very nice steak, cooked perfectly, delivered to my door. I then realized I had no steak knife, no metal knives at all; nothing, except a busted-ass plastic butter knife, of almost no use.

I just picked the meat up and ate it like an animal. Was weird.

 

[venividivicibj]

I had a very nice steak, cooked perfectly, delivered to my door. I then realized I had no steak knife, no metal knives at all; nothing, except a busted-ass plastic butter knife, of almost no use.

I just picked the meat up and ate it like an animal. Was weird.

Are you still living in the woods?

 

[Biscotti]

No, predominantly Miami these days, st the boarding house.

 

[Piobaire]

No, predominantly Miami these days, st the boarding house.

How is life in 1950 at the boarding house?

 

[vdubiv]

Ok...
I'll dole out one.
Player approached him in the locker room. He was putting together an auction for a charity, kid's cancer or something.
What he was putting together was a display containing a golf ball signed by every living Grand Slam winner.
Tiger: "I don't sign balls"
"C'mon Tiger, I've already got Jack, Arnie and Gary"
Tiger: "Look, if I sign it for you, I have to do it for everyone"

I don't blame him, I wouldn't sign some dudes balls in the locker room either!

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Truth be told, I'm probably better looking than most on here.

I had a very nice steak, cooked perfectly, delivered to my door. I then realized I had no steak knife, no metal knives at all; nothing, except a busted-ass plastic butter knife, of almost no use.

I just picked the meat up and ate it like an animal. Was weird.

This story took quite a turn

 

[Biscotti]

How is life in 1950 at the boarding house?

Boring as ****.

 

[Piobaire]

Boredom is highly underrated. This is a management concept I've been espousing for years.

 

[Omega Male]

My dog is an idiot. We got him this $15 indestructible squeaky ball that he was obsessed with chewing. After a few days entertainment, he dropped it by our gate and by mistake it rolled down the steep driveway, across the street and down into the ravine on the other side. He freaks out at the gate for like an hour. We got him another one. It went the same way. More freaking out. I'm like huh, that seems like bad luck? Third one, same thing. OK you ******, next time I'm going to watch. Fourth squeaky delivered by Amazon, I take him out back and give it to him, then go to the front door to spy. He grabs the toy, comes trotting around the house and throws it through the gate, then dashes to the fence to watch it shoot across the road and disappear down into the forest below. Barking excitedly the whole time. 60 bucks well spent.

 

[Numbernine]

Awhile back I was standing near the back door looking at a particularly flimsy toy my wife had gotten for my dog . Out of nowhere he leaps, snatches the toy from my hand and darts through the dog door in a single move. 15 minutes later I go out in the yard and see this: note the shredded carcass under his back

 

[Bhowie]

My dog is an idiot. We got him this $15 indestructible squeaky ball that he was obsessed with chewing. After a few days entertainment, he dropped it by our gate and by mistake it rolled down the steep driveway, across the street and down into the ravine on the other side. He freaks out at the gate for like an hour. We got him another one. It went the same way. More freaking out. I'm like huh, that seems like bad luck? Third one, same thing. OK you ******, next time I'm going to watch. Fourth squeaky delivered by Amazon, I take him out back and give it to him, then go to the front door to spy. He grabs the toy, comes trotting around the house and throws it through the gate, then dashes to the fence to watch it shoot across the road and disappear down into the forest below. Barking excitedly the whole time. 60 bucks well spent.

Sucker born everyday

 

[Biscotti]

I am so lonely.

 

[beargonefishing]

I am so lonely.

Full up your fungeon and you'll never be alone.

 

[Biscotti]

Just realized. Ive been an sfer since I was 18 in this form. 16 in other forms. ******* crazy. Theres not enough new blood.