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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

beargonefishing

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Ok...
I'll dole out one.
Player approached him in the locker room. He was putting together an auction for a charity, kid's cancer or something.
What he was putting together was a display containing a golf ball signed by every living Grand Slam winner.
Tiger: "I don't sign balls"
"C'mon Tiger, I've already got Jack, Arnie and Gary"
Tiger: "Look, if I sign it for you, I have to do it for everyone"

Maybe the cancer kids can bootstrap it, win 14 majors and sign it themselves?
 

cross22

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I mean I am sure you have better stories than that. Some jackass walking around asking him for a signature that may or may not end up helping a charity doesn't really negate his work through his highly rated actual charity. But whatever.
 

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I mean I am sure you have better stories than that. Some jackass walking around asking him for a signature that may or may not end up helping a charity doesn't really negate his work through his highly rated actual charity. But whatever.
It was another PGA player......in the locker room.
 

SixOhNine

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I might just be extra salty because I discovered that Tiger crash coverage has pre-empted my recording of General Hospital.....F***ers.
Seems like a missed opportunity for a celebrity cameo.
 

Biscotti

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What am I supposed to even talk about on a date with a normal girl? Cucking? My life of isolation? Priest in a jock strap? Its going on two years since I've been on like a "date-date".
 

Piobaire

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I'm just going to toss this out there...probably best if you don't talk about "lollipop lollipop."
 

Texasmade

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What am I supposed to even talk about on a date with a normal girl? Cucking? My life of isolation? Priest in a jock strap? Its going on two years since I've been on like a "date-date".
Your waifu pillow will love you no matter what you say.
 

SixOhNine

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What am I supposed to even talk about on a date with a normal girl? Cucking? My life of isolation? Priest in a jock strap? Its going on two years since I've been on like a "date-date".
Ask her if she's ever reverse cowgirled a guy with only one ball.

If she says no, then whip it out and say "now's your chance!". If she says yes, then whip it out and say, "then you know how to handle this!"

Either way, you're golden.
 

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