Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[jcman311]

Yeah, you’re a ******* drunk moron. It won’t happen.

Takes one to know one.

 

[Omega Male]

Yeah, you’re a ******* drunk moron. It won’t happen.

Might've heard that a few times in the course of my romantic endeavors.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Might've heard that a few times in the course of my romantic endeavors.

Good to see you found a woman who was willing to look past that as long as she could wear your testicles as a necklace. Congrats!!

 

[VaderDave]

Yeah, you’re a ******* drunk moron. It won’t happen.

You're definitely not going to get an invite to the grand opening of his racetrack.

 

[HRoi]

Vacationing with my two year old goddaughter and she’s a total shithead. Trying to figure out when is the best time to impart my parenting wisdom (yes I know the answer is never and I need to stfu)

 

[Texasmade]

Vacationing with my two year old goddaughter and she’s a total shithead. Trying to figure out when is the best time to impart my parenting wisdom (yes I know the answer is never and I need to stfu)

Tell her she was really adopted but if she mentions that to her parents they would take her back to the orphanage.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Vacationing with my two year old goddaughter and she’s a total shithead. Trying to figure out when is the best time to impart my parenting wisdom (yes I know the answer is never and I need to stfu)

I mean, it is your religious responsibility to help cause this while in a (christ like?) Way that reflects the church. If the parents are raising a ****, you gotta tell them. For the good of all of society.

Edit:. Or do that thing that @Texasmade mentioned above. Whichever is easier

 

[mhip]

Vacationing with my two year old goddaughter and she’s a total shithead. Trying to figure out when is the best time to impart my parenting wisdom (yes I know the answer is never and I need to stfu)

My goddaughter was awesome at two...
She was a shithead from 13-18.
Now, she's once again awesome.

 

[HRoi]

I did try to offer her pot but her father is the no-fun police

 

[Texasmade]

I did try to offer her pot but her father is the no-fun police

Magic mushrooms. It’s like eating normal mushrooms but magic.

 

[venividivicibj]

The good news is your boss won't mind if you sometimes act the fool

 

[Leocurrently]

Mtv not commissioning more Aeon Flux episodes!

Aeon Flux was a very short animated series in the ‘90s. The creator never intended of making more episodes after the first six part pilot

 

[Thrift Vader]

Yeah, you’re a ******* drunk moron. It won’t happen.

Can i keep you on a retainer? You know, for reverse psychology inspiration?

 

[Thrift Vader]

we went to see Grammy today, on the anniversary of O.G's departure.
She had a sparkle when spoken to. but otherwise looked empty.
she has ALS. O.G is gone.
All i could do was hold her hand for a moment.
I love the old girl. And i couldn't give her a hug.
But lord i wanted to.

 

[otc]