Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[SixOhNine]

High here today is supposed to be 103. Whatchu got, Georgia boy?

 

[edinatlanta]

High here today is supposed to be 103. Whatchu got, Georgia boy?

Well we have lots of cloudcover due to rain all PM so only 90 with 85% humidity to feel like 96 or so.

 

[Texasmade]

This afternoon should be nice. **** August.

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Welcome to Texas you yankee carpet bagger.

 

[beargonefishing]

Welcome to Texas you yankee carpet bagger.

I was born in the same place Jesus was, Dallas.

 

[brokencycle]

I was born in the same place Jesus was, Dallas.

Seems dangerously far north to me. I'm going to side with texasmade on this one.

 

[Omega Male]

Usual weather here -- low 60, high 80, severe fire danger.



Buddy in SoCal had to bug out this morning under mandatory evacuation order from the Lake Fire.

 

[SixOhNine]

Random story: I went to school with a guy from Laredo whose middle name was Jesús, which I'm told is common among that particular type of not-real-Americans. For his birthday one year, we threw a sizeable party and passed out flyers on campus that said, "Do you love Jesus? Then come to his birthday party!" The administration eventually ran us off for proselytizing without permission.

Anyway, my point here is that I'm friends with Jesus, and he's from Laredo.

 

[edinatlanta]

proselytizing without permission.

It's weird that we know exactly what they were thinking and yet, at the same time, this offense is wonderfully dystopian, authoritarian and arbitrary.

 

[SixOhNine]

Even better- we were skipping Constitutional Law class at the time.

 

[HRoi]

Random story: I went to school with a guy from Laredo whose middle name was Jesús, which I'm told is common among that particular type of not-real-Americans. For his birthday one year, we threw a sizeable party and passed out flyers on campus that said, "Do you love Jesus? Then come to his birthday party!" The administration eventually ran us off for proselytizing without permission.

Anyway, my point here is that I'm friends with Jesus, and he's from Laredo.

My friend’s father in-law is named Jesus. Jesus is very much involved in the lives of his son in law, grandkids, and only daughter.

naturally we call his visits to his in-laws the “come to Jesus moments”.

 

[Texasmade]

True story.

One of my friends from elementary school was named Jesus. He died at an early age by committing suicide on death row. He shot and killed a cop when he was a teenager.

 

[Mark from Plano]

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Beer Is Officially a Thing in DFW

If this is true, then thank god I’ve been staying inside and have yet to experience this fresh morsel of lowest hell.

 

[mhip]

Heat is good...
You'll see the China virus just "disappear".
I use the words "disappear"...

 

[edinatlanta]

"Since it's release nearly three decades ago, Jurassic Park..." oh you can just **** right off acting like the early 90s happened a long time ago.

 

[VaderDave]

It's going to be in the 105-110 range all next week here.

Also: a close friend of mine passed away this morning after a year-long battle with breast cancer.