Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Numbernine]

Everybody who posts here and lives in New York needs to post at least every other day even if its just.........

 

[lawyerdad]

I’m not going crazy on this stuff. My protocol is all over the board, frankly. I wipe down liquor/wine/water bottles with disinfecting wipes. I unpack boxes (Amazon, etc) and immediately dispose of the box and wash my hands. By not going really crazy on the other stuff.

If I die, you’ll know that approach didn’t work I suppose.

 

[lawyerdad]

All April fools jokes played on me so far involve a hidden image of that seated naked black guy with a huge dick

 

[beargonefishing]

How does Kevin Sorbo not have his own line of sorbet called Sorbo's Sorbet?

 

[Thrift Vader]

Teacher life.Yo.

 

[beargonefishing]

What's the O/U on sake bombs thrift has downed in the past 2 hours? I think it's around 8 and I'll take the over.

 

[Geoffrey Firmin]

I’ve had two deliveries this week which have been totally fucked up. First the driver didn’t read the address correctly then it took a week extra to get here. Then when it did arrive I saw him wandering around looking for Unit 4. Asked about mine and he told me he put the package in the mail box.

Knowing the size of the delivery I knew it wouldn't fit in the box. So i get that and before he drives off I ask him to check his manifest. Oh its in the back of the van. Mumble **** mumble...and i know i have to be polite to him...FUBAR!

Today an overnight package from Melbourne.. Australia Post, no problems. Authority to leave by front door. Go out come home. No delivery.

Ok check the tracking number this time the fool went to a different suburb on the other side of town.

I am beginning to wonder about the ability of the English language to correctly convey information.

 

[Thrift Vader]

 

[HRoi]

What’s wrong with that? The jerky is just being polite and introducing itself in Spanish

 

[Thrift Vader]

Ooooooooooooohhh. . . .

 

[brokencycle]

I really hate when companies send you a shipping confirmation email, but they make you log into their site to get a status update rather than just give you the tracking number in the email.

 

[imatlas]

What’s wrong with that? The jerky is just being polite and introducing itself in Spanish

This was actually funnier than the original.

 

[imatlas]

‘Cuz it always bothered me that milk wouldn’t say “Soy Leche”.

 

[Piobaire]

Looking at my calendar and I feel like I've just entered the Twilight Zone. Friday doesn't have a single conference call let alone a day filled with simultaneous and/or overlapping ones. I'm sure this mess will all be straightened out by Friday morning though and various drones will have some scheduled.

 

[venividivicibj]

I really hate when companies send you a shipping confirmation email, but they make you log into their site to get a status update rather than just give you the tracking number in the email.

Worse when they send the shipping email but it only tells you they printed the label and don't actually ship until 3 days later.