Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[edinatlanta]

So the past two weeks ive been getting lightheaded frequently and a few minutes ago i stood up and guess i lost consciousness for a second and fell down and busted my lip. Really think its just dehydration and having been sitting so much and i shouldn't go to a doctor

 

[Numbernine]

Stress, go for a walk in the woods if you can

 

[edinatlanta]

Stress, go for a walk in the woods if you can

I actually got back from a long walk about 15 minutes before...

 

[HRoi]

If you were able to get back, you didn’t walk far enough

 

[Omega Male]

Seen this before. It's potentially very serious. You're not jerking off enough.

 

[edinatlanta]

You're not jerking off enough.

I mean I am a practicing Catholic...

 

[Omega Male]

I mean I am a practicing Catholic...

Look, if there isn't an adequate supply of altar boys, you're just going to have to make do.

 

[edinatlanta]

Look, if there isn't an adequate supply of altar boys, you're just going to have to make do.

Im not a priest...

 

[edinatlanta]

Oh man im gonna have to go to confession now thanks to @Omega Male

 

[Omega Male]

Happy to be of service. My Mom was a Papal Dame, Order of St. Sylvester Pope and Martyr.

 

[edinatlanta]

Happy to be of service. My Mom was a Papal Dame, Order of St. Sylvester Pope and Martyr.

Ay hook your boy up....ive been trying to get a papal knighthood for a while (0)

 

[Omega Male]

Get on your knees.

 

[HRoi]

I guess the new thing for virtue-seeking celebs like Peyton Manning and Matthew McConaughey is to “pleasantly” surprise videoconferencing students from their alma maters on Zoom classes by logging in and crashing the class.

i can’t think of anything more ******* annoying than Matthew McConaughey being in one of my classes.

 

[HRoi]

Ay hook your boy up....ive been trying to get a papal knighthood for a while (0)

Did you finally figure out that boxing the bishop was not the way to achieve this goal?

 

[beargonefishing]

I guess the new thing for virtue-seeking celebs like Peyton Manning and Matthew McConaughey is to “pleasantly” surprise videoconferencing students from their alma maters on Zoom classes by logging in and crashing the class.

i can’t think of anything more ******* annoying than Matthew McConaughey being in one of my classes.

Baby Longhorns.