Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[double00]

once i was out surfing early morning with a small crowd at a beach break, a pod of several dozen dolphins materialized and insinuated themselves among the lineup. they were making these farty hello noises - i could have reached out and petted a few. friendly critters.

 

[Biscotti]

Have eaten them or actually make them a part of their diet?

No idea to be honest.

 

[HRoi]

To go with your tactical beard trimmer and toothbrush:

• GROOMING ESSENTIALS
• FIELD-TESTED BY MEMBERS OF THE U.S. MILITARY
• MADE IN THE USA

BRAVO SIERRA • AMERICA'S PERSONAL CARE

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www.bravosierra.com

 

[Omega Male]

Milspec manscaper. What a time to be alive.

 

[Thrift Vader]

Here they are marketing Make-up for men.

-for men.

I thought the manly thing to do, was to wear your years and scars with pride. And still look good.

 

[edinatlanta]

Milspec manscaper. What a time to be alive.

That website was one giant cliche.

 

[SixOhNine]

Is it just a coincidence that their name is BS?

 

[imatlas]

Tactical baby wipes. What a time to be alive.

 

[erictheobscure]

That website was one giant cliche.

Iunno, "I really envy the grooming habits of military servicemen" doesn't strike me as a cliché. It's something that would've never crossed my mind.

 

[imatlas]

Really? I live by “****, Shower Shave”.

 

[Numbernine]

 

[Thrift Vader]

Darwin sighs.

 

[beargonefishing]

Years ago I saw a commercial that opened with the line "haven't you always wanted to own an above ground pool?" I would have an identical thought if someone asked "haven't you always wanted to wash and smell like a combat soldier?"

 

[Texasmade]

Years ago I saw a commercial that opened with the line "haven't you always wanted to own an above ground pool?" I would have an identical thought if someone asked "haven't you always wanted to wash and smell like a combat soldier?"

That above ground pool commercial still comes on.

 

[HRoi]

I have more “chronicles of the gym”. As I’m walking out of the gym after working out, the front desk attendant and I have this conversation:

him: sorry sir for it being hotter than usual
Me: oh, I didn’t notice. It was fine to me
Him: oh thanks, no worries then
Me: why, have people been complaining?
Him: yeah, quite a few. They think it’s warm
Me: and why would that be a problem? They don’t want to sweat?
Him: