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I've been summoned for jury duty. I think my chances for being selected are excellent given that I'm unemployed and not openly racist.
I'm getting old. I sat through 30 minutes with this one bloke who taught me how to use the VPN for my company notebook and after two martinis, I have no bloody clue where to stick the username, password, token, pin and account. I had to end up composing my status update in Live mail (hotmail), sending to my Blackberry and then re-sending it. I even took the bloke out to coffee complimenting what a thorough job he did. Now it seems pretty embarassing to ask him where tool a fits into slot b.
Tell him that you accidentally slipped the roophie into your drink and you don't really remember anything after that.
A girl at work keeps asking me when i'm going to buy her dinner. She has a bf. Uh, ya, not doing that again.
Order dinner to the office and expense it. Now she can't bug you anymore (or rather, shouldn't) and you're not getting hosed again