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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. lefty

    lefty Senior member

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    Went to see my doctor to book a colonoscopy. Mentioned my acid reflux problem and he said, "Well, when we have you under we'll give you a "double-header.""

    "Double-header?"

    "One camera down your throat and one up your ass."

    lefty
     
  2. StephenHero

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    People that sing along to stupid kiddie Christmas songs.
     
  3. APK

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    People that sing along to Christmas songs.

    Fixed.

    Maybe I'm a Grinch, but I don't want to hear Christmas songs in early November. Especially since radio only plays a ton of variations of the same handful of songs.
     
  4. StephenHero

    StephenHero Black Floridian

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    I love a nice chorus of "Adeste Fidelis" but I cringe when people go "OMG the hippopotamus song. I love this!111!" and sing along like they're conducting kindergartners who still haven't learned to shit unassisted.
     
  5. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Went to see my doctor to book a colonoscopy. Mentioned my acid reflux problem and he said, "Well, when we have you under we'll give you a "double-header."" "Double-header?" "One camera down your throat and one up your ass." lefty
    I've had the gastric camera before, back when I had acid reflux problems. It's no big deal whatsoever. Never had anything up my ass though, unless you count that weekend I spent with Edmorel.
     
  6. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Went to see my doctor to book a colonoscopy. Mentioned my acid reflux problem and he said, "Well, when we have you under we'll give you a "double-header."" "Double-header?" "One camera down your throat and one up your ass." lefty
    They put you under light sedation and you don't feel a damn thing. You'll be up and around an hour after they're done. Easy peazy. PM me if you need any advice on the rear-ender.
     
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    I love a nice chorus of "Adeste Fidelis" but I cringe when people go "OMG the hippopotamus song. I love this!111!" and sing along like they're conducting kindergartners who still haven't learned to shit unassisted.

    OMG don't hate on the hippopotamus song! One year the Mrs burned a copy of it to disk for me, I loved it so!
     
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    One post minimums to do something on a forum.
     
  9. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    ^^^ I have reported your post to the mods.
     
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    Soo tired. Meant to be my first proper night out with people on my masters course, and a girl I think I kind of am beginning to have a thing for, but it is 4.30 in the afternoon and I am already falling asleep.
     
  11. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Soo tired. Meant to be my first proper night out with people on my masters course, and a girl I think I kind of am beginning to have a thing for, but it is 4.30 in the afternoon and I am already falling asleep.

    Power through it you fucking puss.
     
  12. edinatlanta

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    Ive had this cold for about 3 weeks now in various degrees. Well I finally went out and got medicine for it last night and I feel like 90% better. Glad I got one dose of medicine that cost a non-insignificant amount of money. Anyway I took a second dose today and I think all the different meds and my daily vitamin reg has now caused me to be nauseous.
     
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    Power through it you fucking puss.
    That's the plan. Drinking and being really tired always works out really badly for me, but not drinking in a bar, particularly with new people, especially if I am trying to get a girl, also doesn't work. Catch 22.
     
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    Dealing with an unrequited love gone bad. I developed a crush on a good friend I have known for years but her situation is in Facebook terms "Complicated" of late and my feelings for this woman has not blinded me to the fact I'm being taken for granted and treated like shit.

    What makes it trickier is we sit on the same board of directors for a local community organization.
     
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    Dealing with an unrequited love gone bad. I developed a crush on a good friend I have known for years but her situation is in Facebook terms "Complicated" of late and my feelings for this woman has not blinded me to the fact I'm being taken for granted and treated like shit.

    What makes it trickier is we sit on the same board of directors for a local community organization.


    Best to pursue something else and then re-evaluate in a quarter or two to see if it's still there.
     

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