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edinatlanta

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Can i say this?

Hawaiian music is fucking awesome. No idea qhat they say. Or what makes one player better than the other. But when Raiatea Helm goes: "hani anahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" it is fuckin beautiful, man.
 

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Now that my wife’s younger cousins have all married, we are in the bar/bat mitzvah phase of life. Went to a bat mitzvah party on Saturday (indoor/outdoor, I went inside only for refills).
Shalom my brother


@RSS have you considered RSVPing no, then you and your partner showing up to the reception slightly drunk and trying to sleep with as many groomsmen as possible?


For what it is worth, my bridesmaid record is 2 from the same wedding party. I bet you could beat that
 

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Shalom my brother


@RSS have you considered RSVPing no, then you and your partner showing up to the reception slightly drunk and trying to sleep with as many groomsmen as possible?


For what it is worth, my bridesmaid record is 2 from the same wedding party. I bet you could beat that
I'm sure your wife really appreciated you hooking up with her bridesmaids.
 

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Shalom my brother


@RSS have you considered RSVPing no, then you and your partner showing up to the reception slightly drunk and trying to sleep with as many groomsmen as possible?


For what it is worth, my bridesmaid record is 2 from the same wedding party. I bet you could beat that
2 bridesmaids from the same wedding party during the week of, or over time?

I've done the second, but doing it week of would be quite impressive.
 

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I'm sure your wife really appreciated you hooking up with her bridesmaids.
My wife and I didn't have a wedding. Just a super small ceremony at a hotel bar with my buddy officiating
 

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My wife and I didn't have a welling.
2 bridesmaids from the same wedding party during the week of, or over time?

I've done the second, but doing it week of would be quite impressive.
Same night, same room, 3 hours apart.

Went back with one, we fool around and pass out. I wake up to pee, the other bridesmaid sharing thebwooroom hasd come back and I got into that bed waking her up and her and I fool around while the other one slept.

#1 was a terrible lay, but hot as hell, #2 was not that attractive but mind blowing in bed (at least in my very Inebriated state)



And because God/Allah/Yahweh is good, your boy was up and out before they both woke up in the morning.
 
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Same night, same room, 3 hours apart.

Went back with one, we fool around and pass out. I wake up to pee, the other bridesmaid sharing thebwooroom hasd come back and I got into that bed waking her up and her and I fool around while the other one slept.

#1 was a terrible lay, but hot as hell, #2 was not that attractive but mind blowing in bed



And because God/Allah/Yahweh is good, ****** was up and out before they both woke up in the morning.
:rolleyes2:

Si it appears YouTube TV has removed all the episodes of Steve Raichlen's Project Smoke. I really wanted to watch one recipe on a very specific type of smoker as if this has any practical relevance.
 

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Just a super small ceremony at a hotel bar with my buddy officiating.
Ours was in court chambers ... lesbian judge ... Native American ceremony. Had to be fast. It was December 30th. One of us needed a tax deduction and the other one had it. So, after 35 years of living in and enjoying "sin" ... we tied the knot.
 
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:rolleyes2:

Si it appears YouTube TV has removed all the episodes of Steve Raichlen's Project Smoke. I really wanted to watch one recipe on a very specific type of smoker as if this has any practical relevance.
Just because you have never touched a tit doesn't mean the rest of us havent
 

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Ours was in a court chambers ... lesbian judge ... Native American ceremony. Had to be fast. It was December 30th. One of us needed a tax deduction and the other one had it. So, after 35 years of living in and enjoying "sin" ... we tied the knot.
Sigh. So my window of opportunity is closed
 

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There is always opportunity.
Now that my wife’s younger cousins have all married, we are in the bar/bat mitzvah phase of life. Went to a bat mitzvah party on Saturday (indoor/outdoor, I went inside only for refills).
I have got a great bar mitzvah story. Are we "behind the paywall" here? NO? Damn.
 
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There is always opportunity.

I have got a great bar mitzvah story. Are we "behind the paywall" here? NO? Damh.
Well, *I* have no idea who you are, so...
 
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There is always opportunity.

I have got a great bar mitzvah story. Are we "behind the paywall" here? NO? Damh.
I told mine... Tell me yours sugar lips
 

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Marc, with that sweet talk, how can I say no?!

Lets just say that in college, I was the father's older brother's ... uhhhh ... sh*[email protected] At the bar mitzvah, pops saw his brother and me spending a fair amount of time together. When the older brother went to freshen up our drinks, pops came over and said "Damn, you are STILL his sh*[email protected]"
 
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