Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Van Veen]

Always knew Mets fans were degenerates.

 

[Texasmade]

Always knew Mets fans were degenerates.

When told the exchanges show he had sent selfies and other pictures, he said that "the more explicit ones are not of me. Those are like, kinda like joke-stock images."

So he was googling pictures of dicks to send to women?

 

[SixOhNine]

So he was googling pictures of dicks to send to women?

His must be an itty bitty little thing...

 

[Texasmade]

His must be an itty bitty little thing...

During the Brett Favre dick picts scandal Charles Barkley said it best. Basically, if you're going to send dick picts you have to be packing. You can't be just average or above average. You need to be stacked. If you're not then don't send.

 

[HRoi]

When told the exchanges show he had sent selfies and other pictures, he said that "the more explicit ones are not of me. Those are like, kinda like joke-stock images."

So he was googling pictures of dicks to send to women?

I’m guessing it was the Wood meme

 

[Bhowie]

During the Brett Favre dick picts scandal Charles Barkley said it best. Basically, if you're going to send dick picts you have to be packing. You can't be just average or above average. You need to be stacked. If you're not then don't send.

or better yet have consent

if a woman wants to actually see your penis you’re already gold. A dick pic is never going to put a woman on your side of the fence. An unsolicited pic will do the opposite of what you think, even i youre packing. It’s almost as if women are turned on by different things than men, weird.

 

[edinatlanta]

or better yet have consent

if a woman wants to actually see your penis you’re already gold. A dick pic is never going to put a woman on your side of the fence. An unsolicited pic will do the opposite of what you think, even i youre packing. It’s almost as if women are turned on by different things than men, weird.

All races, genders and sexes are turned on by me.

 

[Bhowie]

All races, genders and sexes are turned on by me.

Shut the fuck up, incel

 

[imatlas]

All races, genders and sexes are turned on by me.

Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.

 

[Omega Male]

If more women have seen your dick in pictures than in (their) person, you are doing it wrong yes?

 

[Bhowie]

If more women have seen your dick in pictures than in (their) person, you are doing it wrong yes?

Tell that to Ron Jeremy

 

[Marc Voorhees]

Billie eilish.

Like, what am I supposed to think about her? Is she hot? Eh. Is her music good? Eh. Her personality seems to be about the same as the roadkill I saw yesterday. But she is everywhere. I don't know what to think about her and it bugs me

 

[Piobaire]

Tell that to Ron Jeremy

Not for nothing he's up on about four centuries worth of rape charges.

 

[mhip]

Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.

The penis has awoken!!!!!!!!

 

[Bhowie]

Not for nothing he's up on about four centuries worth of rape charges.

I had no idea. Ok, sub in Johnny Sins.