Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Marc Voorhees]

I once convinced an ex-girlfriend's little brother over AIM that GoatSE was the hot new app for pirating music. Way better than eDonkey or Bearshare.

 

[HRoi]

I went to the storage facility where i store a couple of cars to swap one for the other. Went to the office to settle a charge and caught the manager viewing porn on his computer. Was v awkward.

Also my hands and my credit card got a half gallon of sanitizer applied as soon as i walked out of there. Come to think of it i should just torch the card and get a replacement...

 

[Mark from Plano]

I went to the storage facility where i store a couple of cars to swap one for the other. Went to the office to settle a charge and caught the manager viewing porn on his computer. Was v awkward.

Also my hands and my credit card got a half gallon of sanitizer applied as soon as i walked out of there. Come to think of it i should just torch the card and get a replacement...

I’d avoid black lights until you can get that done. That’s confirmation you don’t need.

 

[double00]

was gonna make a covid joke opting for the fungeon instead

 

[Marc Voorhees]

I went to the storage facility where i store a couple of cars to swap one for the other. Went to the office to settle a charge and caught the manager viewing porn on his computer. Was v awkward.

Also my hands and my credit card got a half gallon of sanitizer applied as soon as i walked out of there. Come to think of it i should just torch the card and get a replacement...

Best part of this whole story is not only does he stone one car, he stores "A Couple of cars"

This story is terrifying. Definitely would have come back a different day

 

[Omega Male]

Go for a smoke. Let the dude finish. Common courtesy.

 

[Marc Voorhees]

Go for a smoke. Let the dude finish. Common courtesy.

Give the guy a helping hand, share a cigarette. It is the friendly thing to do

 

[mhip]

When I was a teen, my buddy and I went to a porn theatre for the very first time. Come to think of it, it was also the only time.
Anyways, we go in, and the place is completely empty.
We sit down, and a few minutes later some guy comes in. The whole place is empty and he sits right behind us.
I now believe that person to be Marc...

 

[Texasmade]

When I was a teen, my buddy and I went to a porn theatre for the very first time. Come to think of it, it was also the only time.
Anyways, we go in, and the place is completely empty.
We sit down, and a few minutes later some guy comes in. The whole place is empty and he sits right behind us.
I now believe that person to be Marc...

Wtf?

 

[mhip]

Wtf?

The above post of his, coupled with forensic research of the Drunk Poasting thread, made the pieces fall into place.

 

[Omega Male]

Wtf?

Dutch rudder for sure.

 

[HRoi]

I suppose it could be worse, he was fully clothed and there was a convenient blank wall on the opposite side to somewhat tactfully stare at for a couple seconds.

I should’ve come in on a weekday, it was a slow day and you know what they say....idle hands find the genitals

 

[mhip]

Prudes

 

[Texasmade]

Prudes

It’s not gay since you’re not touching each other’s dicks. You’re just touching your own dick.

 

[lawyerdad]

I went to the storage facility where i store a couple of cars to swap one for the other. Went to the office to settle a charge and caught the manager viewing porn on his computer. Was v awkward.

Also my hands and my credit card got a half gallon of sanitizer applied as soon as i walked out of there. Come to think of it i should just torch the card and get a replacement...

When I was on the government teat a supervisor was busted for viewing — or repeatedly attempting to view despite system blocks — porn sites on his work computer. Information got leaked to the Perez Hilton website and became public. A female colleague said, “I wouldn’t be comfortable reporting to a supervisor who watches porn.” A male colleague replied, “so you won’t work for a man?”