Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Omega Male]

Sounds like the job for a Mai Tai.

 

[Texasmade]

Houston Astros are the New England Patriots of baseball.

As long as that banner hangs in the Juice Box, I'm okay with that.

 

[double00]

Houston Astros are the New England Patriots of baseball.

tbh i'm really enjoying the shitshow

 

[beargonefishing]

tbh i'm really enjoying the shitshow

If you like shitshows, 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[edinatlanta]

Sounds like the job for a Mai Tai.

Now it is taime.

 

[SixOhNine]

Is that an entire uncut lime in there?

 

[edinatlanta]

Is that an entire uncut lime in there?

Smuggler's Cove says half a lime and a bit of mint sticking up is the ideal garnish for a mai tai as together they look like an island. But i have no mint

 

[edinatlanta]

 

[edinatlanta]

Also a full lime (well .75 oz of one) is needed so you end up with two spent halves nowhow

 

[SixOhNine]

But i have no mint

Of course you don't. Bless your heart, edina.

 

[edinatlanta]

Of course you don't. Bless your heart, edina.

Of course you don't. Bless your heart, edina.

This one isn't on me my dog kept pissing in my pot with the mint. He's to blame.

 

[HRoi]

Edina, have you actually been to Polynesia? You seem to like all the trappings of their life - laid back lifestyle, tiki drinks, extremely large women...

 

[edinatlanta]

Edina, have you actually been to Polynesia? You seem to like all the trappings of their life - laid back lifestyle, tiki drinks, extremely large women...

I have. And you can't forget my love of wearing skirts!

 

[beargonefishing]

I always thought Edina's personal ethos was best summarized as "do what Jeff Epstein do."

 

[edinatlanta]

I always thought Edina's personal ethos was best summarized as "do what Jeff Epstein do."

So.......not kill myself