Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Eason]

I accidently threw out my knife in a pizza box 2 weeks ago. I haven't been able to buy a new knife because the stupid ******* morons in charge of China unceremoniously banned the sales of knives perhaps partly due to the anual congress meeting, and mostly due to March 14th being the anniversarry of the failed Tibetan uprisings. THE PROTESTERS ALREADY HAVE KNIVES, I JUST WANT TO ******* CUT SOME GODDAMN VEGETABLES YOU TINY PRICKS.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by Eason

I accidently threw out my knife in a pizza box 2 weeks ago. I haven't been able to buy a new knife because the stupid ******* morons in charge of China unceremoniously banned the sales of knives perhaps partly due to the anual congress meeting, and mostly due to March 14th being the anniversarry of the failed Tibetan uprisings. THE PROTESTERS ALREADY HAVE KNIVES, I JUST WANT TO ******* CUT SOME GODDAMN VEGETABLES YOU TINY PRICKS.

LOL.

That's so ******* funny.

I assume it's just a temporary ban until after the congress? And wtf, you only have one knife?

 

[Eason]

Didn't need more than one, I try to live simply here since I won't be settling down.
The store employees told me after the end of March they'll sell knives again.

 

[nootje]

im coming down with the flu.. cleared the first part of my day and now trying to kill the little F***ers with a sleeping in, a hot bath and 3 grog, heres to hoping itll work. I cant use three days of bedtime coming week..

 

[Eason]

I wouldn't take a bath if I were you, just sweat and sweat. Baths and showers are a luxury of healthy people!

 

[ysc]

Just ate three large chocolate muffins and a box of chocolate fingers, kind of absent mindedly without meaning to, now I feel like crap.

 

[taxgenius]

Originally Posted by youngscientist

Just ate three large chocolate muffins and a box of chocolate fingers, kind of absent mindedly without meaning to, now I feel like crap.

You know how many miles you need to run to burn that off?

 

[ysc]

Originally Posted by taxgenius69

You know how many miles you need to run to burn that off?

Blissfully ignorant.

 

[Stazy]

All happened within the past 6 days.

1. My car got hit Friday night. Bastard didn't leave their number
2. Threw up on my girlfriend after having 1 beer. She thought it was hilarious but it was pretty embarrassing.
3. Lost my jacket Saturday
4. Went to a funeral for my friend's mom and got a $500 speeding ticket on the way back into town (Didn't realize I was in a school zone)
5. Just got home and my car got hit AGAIN. At least this person left their number.

I've had just about enough.

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by Stazy

All happened within the past 6 days.

1. My car got hit Friday night. Bastard didn't leave their number
2. Threw up on my girlfriend after having 1 beer. She thought it was hilarious but it was pretty embarrassing.
3. Lost my jacket Saturday
4. Went to a funeral for my friend's mom and got a $500 speeding ticket on the way back into town (Didn't realize I was in a school zone)
5. Just got home and my car got hit AGAIN. At least this person left their number.

I've had just about enough.

dayum. hope things turn around for you.

 

[Connemara]

Senioritis is at its most potent. I am trying to finish an extra credit paper but I have zero energy/drive/motivation. After next Tuesday my undergraduate education is essentially over.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Senioritis is at its most potent. I am trying to finish an extra credit paper but I have zero energy/drive/motivation. After next Tuesday my undergraduate education is essentially over.

^^ Just think of all the "hot" (in your opinion) seniors you'll soon be around.

Once you're in DC, will we have to f34r you like joe_woah?

 

[sonick]

Last night my friend was trying to defend wanting to pop the lapels of his blazer/sport jacket.

 

[billsayers]

Fat ***** with bad attitudes. Dood, you are given the short end of the stick (sometimes self-inflicted) but that doesn't mean you can go around being an asshole.

Be jolly...that is the only way a fat person is even remotely tolerable.

 

[oneeightyseven]

Originally Posted by billsayers

Fat ***** with bad attitudes. Dood, you are given the short end of the stick (sometimes self-inflicted) but that doesn't mean you can go around being an asshole.

Be jolly...that is the only way a fat person is even remotely tolerable.

lol I like you.

But to be honest, some of the scariest people I know are fat-assholes. Not wise to hate on them lol.