Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[patrickBOOTH]

Sometimes when the joke is within reach, you should reach further.

 

[Harold falcon]

We had the same issue at a previous job. Our solution was to hire the hottest interns and send them to other departments to get them to do stuff for us. This was particularly effective with the Tech support and facilities people...

Wanted at Chinese Start-Ups: Attractive Women to Ease Coders’ Stress

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/24/business/china-women-technology.html

 

[Harold falcon]

Police are looking for the man who was caught on video licking a doorbell... for three hours.

 

[HRoi]

Drake?

 

[NorCal]

Why do you people not return their shopping carts to the corral? They just leave them strewn out in the lot, like walking a row is insurmountable with an empty cart.

Even dumber is the people who return them 90% of the way then go, "I've done my part" and leave it in a spot next to the corral.

Don't tread on me.

 

[Thrift Vader]

My industry doesn't attract hot people, furthermore it attracts few women.

You like trains?

 

[Numbernine]

Why do you people not return their shopping carts to the corral? They just leave them strewn out in the lot, like walking a row is insurmountable with an empty cart.

Even dumber is the people who return them 90% of the way then go, "I've done my part" and leave it in a spot next to the corral.

I was a bagboy in high school . I can nail a rack at 30-40 ft every time

 

[beargonefishing]

I was a bagboy in high school . I can nail a rack at 30-40 ft every time

Nail a rack sounds like a sex act.

 

[jcman311]

I was a bagboy in high school . I can nail a rack at 30-40 ft every time

They had grocery stores that long ago?

 

[Numbernine]

They had grocery stores that long ago?

I am old enough to remember opening of the first supermarket in Baton Rouge (Piggly Wiggly). Prior to that everyone got groceries from mom and pop stores or shot it, pulled it out of the water,or grew it.
Edit: Winn Dixie

 

[HRoi]

I am old enough to remember opening of the first supermarket in Baton Rouge (Piggly Wiggly). Prior to that everyone got groceries from mom and pop stores or shot it, pulled it out of the water,or grew it.

They had guns that long ago?

 

[Numbernine]

Nail a rack sounds like a sex act.

Probably has its own category on Pornhub

 

[Van Veen]

I actually enjoy grocery shopping, as long as it’s off-peak.

 

[Thrift Vader]

choosing a Fabric softener.

 

[Harold falcon]

Downey. Next query.