Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Connemara]

Kwilk is only half a man.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Is that why you're friends with conne? So that you look positively manly by comparison?
I'm friends with Conne cause he's a nice guy, and funny. And douchey.

Originally Posted by Connemara

Kwilk is only half a man.

2/3 goddamnit!

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I strive to be even half a man.
FTFY

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

I'm friends with Conne cause he is easy to make fun of and douchey.
Really FTFY!

 

[JetBlast]

Originally Posted by SField

You went from some tragic upstate new york hovel to dulles to columbus ******* ohio and you're making it sound like you just circumnavigated the globe. You really are a ******* *****.

LOL I totally didn't see you at Dulles today

 

[onion]

I usually work a normal office job between 8 - 5 Monday through Friday. I volunteered to come in today, and help out a bit. I just now got off work. It's 4 ******* AM!!!!!!!!

I'm suppose to go to a football game in the morning, too.

 

[Piobaire]

Waiting for FB to upload pics.

Easier to make a fast webpage slide show and poast the link on FB.

 

[StephenHero]

So my boss asked me to sketch out some general floorplan ideas for an extension to a community center we're working on that involves a new wing with an indoor pool. And every logical solution involves transforming the building into the shape of a swastika. Normally not a big deal and something that can be shrugged off as incidental. This project is a Jewish Community Center.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by StephenHero

So my boss asked me to sketch out some general floorplan ideas for an extension to a community center we're working on that involves a new wing with an indoor pool. And every logical solution involves transforming the building into the shape of a swastika. Normally not a big deal and something that can be shrugged off as incidental. This project is a Jewish Community Center.

Get the **** outta here.

 

[philosophe]

Originally Posted by rdawson808

I have another:

I was beating myself up today because I always pass by the homeless people on my way to work and tell them I don't have any change. We give money to Bread for the City every year (as well as other donations), so I figure I have a little defense. But I feel bad about it.

As I'm leaving the office to go home this afternoon, I'm again berating myself for this. Just as I get to the deli that I pass every day, a guy asks if I have some money so he can get some food. He looks seriously desperate. I say to him "Yeah, come with me," and I walk in the deli. He follows. I tell him "get whatever you like; it's on me." I was prepared to let him buy food for the next two days. He hesitates and then asks me if I'm heading to Union Station. I say yes, but what's the point. He says "I was hoping to get something at McDonald's." So I ask him, "you don't want anything from here?" He says "Not really."

I walked out. "Beggars can't be choosers," applies literally to this situation. But, no, the food at this deli isn't good enough for you. Asshole. You're begging for money on the street and you pass up a free meal (or two)?

b

Two years ago, I was going to the movies on Christmas eve. A homeless guy hit me up for money, so I offered to buy him dinner at the upscale grocery across the street. He selects all sorts of prepared food, I pay, and I wish him well. Two minutes later, I happen to turn around and see that the guy is trying to sell the plate of food back to the market for cash.

I never give cash on the street. It all goes to drugs and drink.

 

[globetrotter]

I go out this morning to put a new parking sticker on my car for the new year. it is so ******* cold, the sticker cracks into a half dozen pieces and I have to then put them on like a puzzle. never seen anything like that.

 

[Dakota rube]

^I remember when Minnesota allowed people several months grace period to display new tabs on license plates for this very reason.

 

[ysc]

My ability to distract myself and procrastinate. Just did it again, damn.

 

[jaac]

Myself and Korea Air's website. I bought a bunch of clothing on holiday and now i have to get it home. Check the airplane website's baggage weight limit info. 23kg's allowed. No problem, send some stuff home and it costs a fortune as i expected but not as much as paying the £42 per kilo if i'm over the weight limit. So today i ring to confirm my flight and i ask to make sure, "um yeh 20kg total",

. Post some more **** home and just scrape my bags under 20 kg. Will be royally pissed if the scales are off and the airport says the bags weigh more.

 

[Chaos P. Bennu]

snowy weather ... and those who can not drive in it....

 

[Eccentric]

Seeing my ex in a relationship. Not very mature of me, but whatever.