Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[ImaPro]

Indirectly borrowed a car. I went to take a final and the anti theft system decided to activate during that time. It's been 40 min...I'm cooking in Texas heat.

 

[lawyerdad]



The right pocket of the jeans I'm wearing is broken. That means I have to carry my keys in my back pocket like women do. (Cellular telephone goes in left pocket hey I know some of you will give me the berries for that but "diz wha diz" as they say.)

One of the best things about styleforvm is I learn so much about women that I never knew before.

 

[eduardo14]



The right pocket of the jeans I'm wearing is broken. That means I have to carry my keys in my back pocket like women do. (Cellular telephone goes in left pocket hey I know some of you will give me the berries for that but "diz wha diz" as they say.)

I've always had my phone in my left pocket..what's wrong with that?

 

[L'Incandescent]

I think many of the superstars of Styleforum will tell you that having a phone in your pocket ruins the silhouette of your pantas.

I should add that I have a ridiculous number of keys on my key ring to where I look like a janitor. It's a lot better to have that many keys in a front pocket, no two ways about it.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Is that a ring of keys in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[L'Incandescent]

Just happy to see you hehehe!

 

[L'Incandescent]

Okay maybe I got misogyny or something but I hate the names of lots of women's garments to where I will not even pronounce them using my voice. (I do sometimes pronounce them silently in my mind.) I am talking about words like blouse, panty, bra, and teddy. Today I was reminded of another such word that I don't like it is cami. What kind of ridiculous word is that give me a break!

 

[acidboy]



That is hilarious and awful. I recently had some bible thumper stop me on the street and ask if I know I'm going to heaven. I told him, "You kidding me? I have no shot!"

and the lord hath struck you with his might, and it hath hit your eye.

 

[Find Finn]

Today is the day where I have to deal with my sister for the first time in 5+ years.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Good luck.

 

[Find Finn]

Thanks, I'm not looking forward to it, to say the least.

 

[acidboy]

greet her with a tight hug. and whisper to her you missed her. and sprinkle some fake tears before you do.

 

[Find Finn]

Replace hug with stabbing and miss with kill, we are about there.

 

[acidboy]

how about giving her a tight hug, then whisper something weird and creepy like "they're here. they already got to conne. watch out"

 

[Geoffrey Firmin]

******* Royal Mail and **** Australia Post for that matter been waiting on a package from England since 30 April and still not here

And did anyone tell me that the Belgium beer they serve at a local pub is 12% no they did not 'oh thats why we only put in 300ml glasses' thank you.