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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Piob gets people fired by tricking them into comping dat meals in countermand of official policy.
     
  2. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    Sounds like Donald Trump is Piob's idol no two ways about it, fact of verity so to speak.
     
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  3. edinatlanta

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    i went and got a sub that had roast beef and bacon. Well doncha just know that the roast beef was not from the rare part of the cow and the bacon was not crispy.

    Did I file a federal lawsuit for deceptive practices and emotional damage? Well the answer is yes let's just put 'er that way.
     
  4. Piobaire

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    Employees fire themselves; management merely enforces policy.
     
  5. edinatlanta

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    fwiw part of the reason im not worried is as Piob says.... I haven't violated any policies, I am a well performing employee so it's like.... good luck.
     
  6. brokencycle

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    I have a coworker who has been worried about her job with the impending reorg due to M&A activity. She's been inserting herself into more stuff to try to make herself seem valuable/visible/whatever.

    She shouldn't worry about her job because of that though: she should worry about because she's completely incompetent, and every group she works with refuses to work with her. Although, they'll never fire her for incompetence either.

    Edit: I don't know why I quoted you, but moral of the story is: if your employer is like mine, short of not showing up for work, they won't fire you.
     
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  7. ethanm

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    That feel when you sit down to watch the ball game and realize it's a West Coast game.
     
  8. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Not trying to start contcherversy here but the new Metallica tune isn't doing it for me. Granite I'm not really the target audience for said tune but still.
     
  9. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I ate two spicy food meals in one day now I got heart bird.
     
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  10. SirReveller

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    So I flip on the TV at the appointed time to watch Canada's new Donovan Bailey, Degrasse, run some important race (as I was informed he would) and alls ons is some China v Netherlands ladies badminton or somesuch. Wtf? Multiple peeps said 930pm eastern stando.

    ...serves me right for trying to take an interest. :happy:
     
  11. GreenFrog

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    smh at all the poasters' homoerotic fantasies about yours truly puts me to condition of :uhoh: sounds like yellow fever is running amok no two ways about it
     
  12. SirReveller

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    They just wannaridein dat M3 ;)
     
  13. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    They was out of reglar coffee at Starbuck so I ordered Americano holy hell that stuff makes my mente to be quente let's just put 'er that way.
     
  14. VaderDave

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    I don't think I even know what Americano coffee is.
     
  15. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I think it is like reglar coffee but they put methamphetimine in to it.

    EDIT: Quick online research tells me it is kind of like expresso probably other people here could weigh in with hell of detail because they are obsessive about such things you know who I am talking about.
     
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  16. VaderDave

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    That does seem uniquely American to me.

    EDIT: I meant the methamphetamine part.
     
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  17. SirReveller

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    ''meri cann tho is just 'spresso mit dat hot water.


    ...that's it.
     
  18. VaderDave

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    Hot water with a healthy sprinkling of dat meth powder?
     
  19. venividivicibj

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    Americano = espresso +water
     
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    thing is, if your barista gives you a "long pull" it becomes somehow chemically different than regular espresso. that shit will get up in my spine in a way that drip coffee doesn't. hell maybe it is amphetamines
     

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