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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Van Veen

    Van Veen Senior member

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    I have 1.5 on a big chunk of my loans, and I am right with you.
     
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  2. GreenFrog

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    Indeed. I hear he only charges a quarter.
     
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  3. Find Finn

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  4. GreenFrog

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    We have an emergency street parking ban due to the snow and some fuck nut decided to park in our private driveway. My roommate's car is stranded on the street as a result.

    Well, in trying to get the fucker's car towed, I called several companies. They all declined on the grounds that we don't have a sign post stating it's private property -- thus, towing it would mean WE would have to pay the fees and have to collect from the shitbag owner. On top of that, we'd be potentially liable for getting sued as it could be constituted as theft.

    WHAT THE FUCK?!
     
  5. Piobaire

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    It must be sad to know the life stories of so many baristas.
     
  6. Piobaire

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    Make sure to block that car in and force the fucker to ransom it back from you.
     
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  7. Find Finn

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    Block him in and deflate his tires.





    Life stories one hot cup at a time...
     
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  8. double00

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    and yet sadder to live life alone.

    but hey i guess it gives you plenty of time to concoct half-baked policy "improvements" to impress internet strangers from the sad grey comfort of your sad grey armchair.
     
  9. L'Incandescent

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    Does it ever happen to you guys where just as exspearmint you try a different style of product than you're used to (such as underwear style for example) and then it turns out you like it better than the stuff you already own to where said stuff falls straightway into desuetude? And then you do a new exspearmint a couple months later to where the stuff you just bought falls into desuetude?

    I'm thinking of writing a self help book called The Cycle of Desuetude to help people deal with this problem hopefully make me big money.
     
  10. Piobaire

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    I'm supposed to be impressing people here? Fuck, better up my game.

    Btw, my armchair is deep crimson.
     
  11. HRoi

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    Hey, my couch is gray!
     
  12. L'Incandescent

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    I went to what I thought was a "nice" restaurant for bruntch this morning service was delayed because of a fight in the kitchen turns out one of the cooks tried to declare himself the "cheftain" (made up concept) basically declare his superiority to everone else in the kitchen.
     
  13. GreenFrog

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    dat.. pats.. [​IMG]
     
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  14. brokencycle

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    Turns out Brady can't win without cheating.
     
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    Did he seize the conch shell when he did it? That probably would have helped.
     
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  16. LawrenceMD

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    Being inside an Escalade doesn't give you the ability to go 75mph on slushy highways Nashville people.

    that goes for you too large pick up truck owners.

    Seriously I think I'm just going to uber to work until the snow completely clears. a woman in an Escalade was powering through the I65, aggressively passes me, hits a slush patch swerves/skids around scarily, slows down to 40mph, I pass her going 50-55mph steadily, she sees me pass, so she SPEEDS RIGHT BACK UP TO 75mph and passes me. Then a line of 3 huge pick up trucks draft/tailgate right behind her and speed off.
     
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  17. Van Veen

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    Petsitter fed our pets 4 mornings worth of food at once, and they ate it all, the little gluttons.
     
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  18. GreenFrog

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    If you drive an escalade and aren't a rapper being hauled with your posse, you're a fucking douche.

    The newest one is such an obnoxiously flashy car.
     
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  19. Piobaire

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    I hate people that don't hold a constant speed and/or accelerate based on me passing them/catching up to them. I hate locking in my cruise at and passing the same asshole five times in 70 miles of open highway. This happens constantly.
     
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  20. GreenFrog

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    Am I a douche for thinking a tailgater on my ass is a douche when I'm going 80 on the left lane in a 65 zone?

    I'll still move over but I'll take a look at the shit as he / she drives past me.

    I'm waiting for the day that that douche gets pulled over after passing me.
     

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