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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. gomestar

    gomestar Senior member

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    Or fat woman colleague sitting on it during a work drink at the local pub...

    Official conversation:

    I'm so sorry..

    Do not worry about it...

    Are you sure???
    I can pay to get it repaired

    No that's fine...


    You fat fucking c... and your lardy ass I have to see everyday in front of my horrified eyes...

    I hate your guts and I would be sure to steal from you the last pack of crisps from the food machine as many times as I can.
     
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  3. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    I love how you Brits call chips crisps and fries chips.
     
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    Can anyone decipher this?
     
  5. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    In full disclosure, I'm a bike rider myself. And I learned that lesson the hard way in my earlier and stupider days of riding.

    it's because of that experience that I stop short of intersections and avoided killing this asshole that went flying into the crosswalk from the right this morning. But someone else is eventually going to kill him
     
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    Did you just make us all accessories to a murder? WTF, bro!
     
  7. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Darwin.

    I'm genuinely surprised not more bike riders get killed.
     
  8. Harold falcon

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    No it's not. You walk against traffic, you ride with traffic. Fucking 3rd graders learn this.
     
  9. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Ed never graduated 3rd grade.
     
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    I'm sure everyone was shocked by this O. Henry ending.
     
  11. edinatlanta

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    well i don't ride a bike so whatever
     
  12. gomestar

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    I'm starting to ride my bike more. Trying to learn the rules of the road and where the good truck unloading lanes bike lanes are
     
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    Yeah, we know you don't ride a bike. That's why you're 700 pounds.
     
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  14. edinatlanta

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    I'll have you know I'm wearing a shirt that is supposed to be for an Oriental and it fits perfectly.
     
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    Sumo wrestlers are Orientals.
     
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    When a fat person like Ed loses weight and has excess, baggy skin (gross) what options do they have?

    Do you snip them off with shearing scissors?
     
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  17. brokencycle

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    Actually, I'm pretty sure there are several surgical options available.
     
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    And they are all expensive as hell from what I've seen. IIRC, I would need about 10k in surgery to get all the cosmetic stuff done.
     
  19. HRoi

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    I have this mental picture of Ed as the Fat Bastard character after his surgery
     
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  20. GreenFrog

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    Literally loling at my desk. Fat Bastard is such a great name, amirite piob?
     

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