Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Harold falcon]



Shut the hell up. We know you're still a virgin. And those were dudes you hooked up with. My condolences.  

I'm pretty sure if one has homosexual sex that is still considered sex for deflowering purposes.

 

[L'Incandescent]



They have done studies that show most people only wash their hands if someone else is in the bathroom.

Wait a minute I hope they're not secretly videotaping men in the act of urinate in order to discover these results. According to my ethical compass, that would be wrong.

 

[zarathustra]



No, you weren't.

So a few of the girls I've hooked up with were smokers and the hint of smokiness on their breath was little hot.

A hint is one thing. Its another where you might as well be licking a full ashtray.

 

[lawyerdad]



Probably you'd understand the insults if you weren't a virgin (never joyed the body) HAHAHA!!!!

Maybe I need to wash my hands more often (betimes other than when I piss).

 

[Rudals]

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[Rudals]

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[Teacher]



I was dating a model last year and after about 3 weeks, I said to her, "You smoke like a chimney so I am ending this relationship."
She was one fine lady but she smoked every freaking hour when we were out and about. Maybe she was smoking because she was depressed about being with me.
Anyhow, if she didn't smoke...she'd be a 10/10. 

I'll bet we wouldn't know her because she was from Canada.

 

[otc]



They have done studies that show most people only wash their hands if someone else is in the bathroom.

My junk is also cleaner than the faucet handle. I wouldn't ask a find young lady to put her mouth all over that ****.

 

[edinatlanta]



I'll bet we wouldn't know her because she was from Canada.

Piob might.

 

[HRoi]

Was she a hand model?

 

[Teacher]



Wait a minute I hope they're not secretly videotaping men in the act of urinate in order to discover these results. According to my ethical compass, that would be wrong.

Wrong? Or interesting?

 

[L'Incandescent]

I wash my hands by dipping them into the toilet (handy reservoir of water) just as my Dutch ancestors used to do (reconnecting with my roots).

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Raining.

 

[ethanm]

Raining.

Bet you wish you had an umbrella, huh?

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Oh, I have one...