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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Why are you overly concerned with my bowel movements?
     
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    15 hours???

    You must have a camel bladder...
     
  4. Find Finn

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    No, I just had to piss like a racehorse upon arrival and it was an overnight flight.
     
  5. Biscotti

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    Delayed flight...now I ain't getting to nyc in time. Uggh
     
  6. HRoi

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    Why do you guys hold in your bowel movements when you don't need to? Doesn't life suck enough??
     
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    That is quite patriotic..
     
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  8. Piobaire

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    Nissan finally updated the Titan and now it looks like the latest Tundra...which should be do for a facelift soon.
     
  9. patrickBOOTH

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    Who gives a shit?
     
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  10. Piobaire

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    Given this thread that's a really good question.





     
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    back when I was like 4 or 5, my preschool classroom had 1 unisex bathroom. You could use it at any time, but typically the teachers would form small lines before or after lunch. First the girls went, and then the boys.

    I remember I would purposefully hold it a while, and when I knew it was close to the time where the teachers would line up the girls, I would go into the bathroom and take as bad of a dump as I possibly could and then i'd just leave it there.

    Even at 4 years old I was still a prick.
     
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  12. HRoi

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    That might be the only possible reason, aside from the variants of "there's nowhere to shit decorously", where holding it in would make sense
     
  13. patrickBOOTH

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    I feel ill today. Congested, fatigued. I hope I can shake this quickly. I feel awful.
     
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    I hate days where 6 AM is the warmest it's going to be that day.
     
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  15. patrickBOOTH

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    Ugh, today is not turning out very good. I have been trying to get these trousers for a new suit of mine from my tailor for weeks and he keeps forgetting shit. First, the back wasn't split, then there was no suspender buttons, now he forgot them in his other location. Getting very, very irritating especially when I am traveling a lot lately.
     
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    Is it Sartori Napoli who gave you his address?
     
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    Same here. I felt the symptoms of a pre-cold last night so I went to CVS and bought some Zicam. Shit is fucking expensive but whatever, it works.

    Woke up still feeling kinda shitty but nowhere near as bad had I not taken the Zicam. More than anything, it's the fatigue that's getting to me. I guess this is what it feels like to have Fibromyalgia.
     
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    Yeah, I don't know what to do as I don't get sick often, (low-T) but I can't be out of work, that's for sure. I should probably take Zicam, or something. I have these Airborne things, but I hear they are just a bunch of bullshit.
     
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  20. Piobaire

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    Every time I see a reference to fibro I remember our departed attorney and I has a sad.
     
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