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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Also, I was constipated since Saturday and just had a poop yesterday for the first time since.
     
  2. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Do you piss every 20 minutes? I drink 2-3 cups through the morning and I'm pissing every hour until the early afternoon.
     
  3. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    pB, go buy some viscous lidocaine and drink it. If your symptoms go away it's probably gas. If they don't give someone a BJ as you're going to die but your gag reflex should be totally removed due to the lidocaine.
     
  4. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    Today is Friday, dude. That's fucking disgusting. I shit like a god damn dog.
     
  5. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    I've had 3, maybe 4 dumps already today.
     
  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    No.


    Can you even buy lidocaine? My guess is not.
     
  7. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    I have some. PM me for details. It ain't cheap though.
     
  8. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    I could have uber deliver it, disguised as a White Castle slider.
     
  9. ethanm

    ethanm Senior member

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    The White Castle would probably work pretty well as a laxative.
     
  10. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    "Sliders" for a reason;nontheless,they hold a special place in my heart.
     
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  11. ethanm

    ethanm Senior member

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    Whoops. Misread.
     
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  12. lawyerdad

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    pb's too, apparently
     
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  13. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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  14. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Something crawled up my dogs ass and died and now he's farting it out.
     
  15. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    I forget to buy butter, guess I'll have to stick with oil.
     
  16. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Couldn't tell you the last time I bought butter. Disgusting.
     
  17. gomestar

    gomestar Senior member

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    well there's your problem
     
  18. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    I wanted to have a "Last Tango in Paris" kind of night...
     
  19. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    At least I have nail clippers...
     
  20. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    Approaching 8k poasts...

    Oh well, at least I don't have 35,219 poasts. Lol what a loser that guy is.
     

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