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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. jet

    jet Senior member

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    I'd never drink tap water regardless of where it's from.
     
  2. ethanm

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    NYC tap water is probably cleaner than bottled water.
     
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  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    There's also more regulations of the quality of tap water than there is bottled water.
     
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    You're saying this because the CIA has used fluoride to take control of your brain.
     
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    I don't know if I am lactose intolerant or I've killed all the good bacteria in my intestines, but I haven't had a solid dump in like 1.5 weeks.
     
  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    That happens to me often.
     
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    jet Senior member

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    I'm sure it is, I don't drink bottled.

    You can't take a dump because you eat garbage.
     
  9. Connemara

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    I regularly curl finely formed foot-long turds. I attribute it to all of the beans, whole grains (especially oats, they are magic), and kale. :slayer:
     
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    When I do have a movement they are like 20 feet long curls. It is definitely the greens that do it as I don't eat any whole grains, or beans.
     
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    Thank you for sharing that with us..
     
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    I just realized I own 4 rulers, a yard stick, 2 25' tape measures, a 5' tape measure, 2 tailors tapes, and a body tape measure. I am a hoarder of measuring devices.
     
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    I honk in approximately five milliseconds if I see the person in front of me is on their phone. Ain't nobody got time for that.

    The scary thing is just how often they'll blindly mash the accelerator without even looking up. You could totally convince some of these people to drive into traffic if you were so inclined.
     
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    Seems your respective hobbies may have some overlap.
     
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    How many of those devices have you measured your penis with?
     
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    Cannonball 1 bowl of flax cereal + huge coffee
     
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    I refuse to eat kale because it's the "it" food right now.
     
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    Coffee solves bowel problems
     
  19. patrickBOOTH

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    Not if you drink it as much as I do. Believe it or not you get an immunity to the side-effects after a while.
     
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    I'm going to beat my upstairs neighbor, his washing machine has a high pitch whine, that is driving me up the wall.
     

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