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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    I don't get it :confused:
     
  2. ethanm

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    Are you telling me that you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
     
  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Nee!!! Nee!!
     
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  4. Biscotti

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    Wow dude, wow. So that chick I was all upset about the other day is a pathological liar. I found out that so much of what she told me is a complete fucking lie. She never graduated from college, and moreover, she never had a "stint in grad school". All a fucking fabrication.

    Man, I can't believe I fell for such shit.
     
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  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Well, she's a woman and she has a vagina, so it's understood.
     
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  6. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    I guess. I've never met someone who lived such a fictional life. I also found out that her job she held before the one she has now was a lie too.
     
  7. ethanm

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    I would be packing to move this weekend if I had a vagina [​IMG]
     
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    Even if you had an exceptionally cavernous vagina, you'd probably still need to rent a truck. They don't hold as much as you'd expect.
     
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  9. Biscotti

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    Sometimes, I wish I had a vagina.
     
  10. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    There's definitely a correlation between a girl's height and the depth of their vaginas whereas height has no correlation on the length of a man's penis. It is bizarre.
     
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  11. Biscotti

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    I think I'd make a pretty hot woman.
     
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    Would definitely not hit.
     
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    I am going to visit family in WI (Wisconsin) today, to where I will not have access to my whole stock of fragrances. I will probably bring ten or so with me for a week long visit.
     
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    I have a meeting this afternoon with someone who is such a PITA that my boss offered to stop by my office two hours in and "remind" me that I have another appointment. He also gave me a bunch of information to help with my prep and joked that he felt the need to help me out because I'm "taking one for the team" by meeting with this person.

    :fu:
     
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    [​IMG] depends on your height, it depends on your height, i really need to learn [​IMG]
     
  17. patrickBOOTH

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    I am unsure whether to cook monkfish or salmon for myself tonight.
     
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    Monkfish is awesome so you should do that.

    Bam. Done.
     
  19. erictheobscure

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    Safe & boring vs. higher degree of difficulty. Gotta go for the glory.
     
  20. lawyerdad

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    Not that bizarre. Displacement is an issue in the former case, not so much in the latter.
     

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