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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    I did that in an airplane bathroom a few hours ago. I went to the very back of the plane to do it too
     
  2. GreenFrog

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    Same. I literally felt 2-3 pounds lighter. I had a spring in my step!
     
  3. MrG

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    Speaking of occupied stalls at work. My bathroom of choice has three stalls. Two are side-by-side, with the third about 10 feet away on the other side of the urinals.

    I frequently use one of the side-by-side pair for my morning constitutional. I'd say easily 75% of the time, if someone comes into the restroom to do the same while I'm there and both other stalls are open, they choose the stall next to mine instead of the one across the room. Why do they do that? What is wrong with them?

    It fills me with murderous rage that I can only contain because I'm sans pants and surfing teh SF.
     
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  4. ethanm

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    This morning a guy did that to me except we have 5!! stalls and he goes right next to me. The best part was that he was on a conference call the whole time.
     
  5. MrGimpy

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    I would take this as a challenge to provide sonic input to his conference call.
     
  6. Gibonius

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    I saw a guy walk into a stall carrying a newspaper and a cup of coffee this morning. I don't even...
     
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  7. MrG

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    I once saw a guy bring in a bunch of paperwork and put the stuff he wasn't reading on the floor. At one point he put his glasses on the floor, too.

    :uhoh:


    Why do they do it? Do they just have no awkwardness reflex?
     
  8. Piobaire

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    The guys that brush their teeth in public shitters make me gag.
     
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  9. Find Finn

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    I can't imagine people on the other end can't hear him pissing etc.
     
  10. lasbar

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    Urgent Sperm sample?
     
  11. taxgenius

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    :slayer:
     
  12. ethanm

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    He had to have had it on some kind of mute because he was grunting. The bathroom here also has no noise, it's like a library and incredibly awkward.
     
  13. L'Incandescent

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    I shaved the whiskers off of my visage this morning to where now I am like "Who is that person?" when I pass before a looking glass or mirror.
     
  14. Harold falcon

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    I often do that after lunch so as to hide the scent of alcohol.
     
  15. GreenFrog

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    Do men make you gag a lot in public bathrooms?
     
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    Both necessary in my book.
     
  17. Connemara

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    It looks like I will already be leaving the apartment I moved into on May 1st. Technically I signed on for the remainder of a 1 year lease which is up on August 1st. My roommate and I had discussed re-upping as recently as a few weeks ago. Today I get an e-mail (yes, an e-mail) from him saying he thinks it would be best if I moved out before August 1st. Threw in lots of "I still consider you a good friend, nothing personal" stuff. I'm pretty perplexed by the whole thing.

    If that's what he wants, so be it. I'm just irritated that I have to find a new place. :plain:
     
  18. L'Incandescent

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    I bet I can tell you exactly what happened he has a crush on you can't bear to have you around "so close and yet so far."
     
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  19. Harold falcon

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    I think L'inc is right. When you prance around in a sun dress all hours of the day the guy has to have a raging turgid erection. Think of what you're doing to him when he can't get any release.
     
  20. Piobaire

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    You of all people. Vodka. Son, I am disappoint.


    Does yours even make it through the glory hole?
     

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