Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[DerekS]



my nutsack needs to be in one of yall cockfeg's moutths. Who will it be?

Ed is like your drunk friend that gets way too drunk and thinks he's hilarious and witty but really everyone hates him and thinks he's a burden to be around. You never tell him what bar youre going to, but somehow that motherfucker shows up and makes an ass out of himself.


go home ed.

 

[lawyerdad]

Stupid work voicemail system, which requires me to push 73 buttons before I can listen to a message.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I've never listened to a voicemail at work. I refuse to. If I don't receive an email I consider it unimportant.

 

[ethanm]

Cisco Jabber visual voicemail ftw.

 

[Douglas]

Cisco Jabber sounds like a Appreciation name.

 

[aravenel]

Who uses voicemail anymore?

 

[munchausen]



Who uses voicemail anymore?

People over 60. And they fax. From an actual fax machine.

 

[HRoi]

fax machines piss me off. particularly that "confirmation" page that they print out? has anyone in the history of faxing ever got that confirmation and got that secure, warm, fuzzy feeling inside? that ******* fax confirmation page is like a verbal vote of confidence from Tony Soprano

 

[MyOtherLife]



Bit down on a fork yesterday at lunch and now one of my bottom incisors is aching

Get some Clove Oil. take a Q-Tip cotton swab. Get a drop of the clove oil on it and rub it on the aching tooth. Presto! Instant relief. But get to a dentist as soon as possible ofcourse.

 

[MyOtherLife]

Who uses voicemail anymore?

People over 60. And they fax. From an actual fax machine.

I do and I am well under 60. so THAT's why no one phones me back!

 

[munchausen]



Get some Clove Oil. take a Q-Tip cotton swab. Get a drop of the clove oil on it and rub it on the aching tooth. Presto! Instant relief. But get to a dentist as soon as possible ofcourse.

Yeah I actually walked into a clinic down the street this afternoon. They said no fracture, thank god. I apparently injured the ligament holding my tooth in place and I can expect it to be inflamed for about a week or so.

 

[Connemara]



Stupid work voicemail system, which requires me to push 73 buttons before I can listen to a message.

+1,000,000

 

[edinatlanta]



Ed is like your drunk friend that gets way too drunk and thinks he's hilarious and witty but really everyone hates him and thinks he's a burden to be around. You never tell him what bar youre going to, but somehow that motherfucker shows up and makes an ass out of himself.


go home ed.

DerekS is that one guy who always hangs around and thinks he's people's friend but he's not because he sucks.

the 95 IQ fat lazy stinky Democrat voting low level flunky.

Be nice to Conne, Piob.

 

[Connemara]

***** I run this state.

 

[Claghorn]

I don't like my tailor. Failed on my shoulder. Had it remade. Failed again (though one of the jackets they got alright). Told them to **** off and I'm going to have an alterations tailor fix it (she understands my shoulder). It sucks because this one was within walking distance from the office and I was able to go get fittings during lunch (and one of the assistants is very attractive). Would've been nice if they were competent. Going back to my old tailor; they treated me like **** but at least they knew what they were doing.