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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Try rolling your eye in a semi circular motion from the outside in a bunch of times.
     
  2. Gibonius

    Gibonius Senior member

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    HR.

    I'm in for a promotion. I have to "apply" for a position that was created explicitly for me, with the job description built exactly around my resume.


    HR came back to my boss (the one "hiring" me) and informed him that I am not qualified for the position. I am literally the perfect candidate for the position listing, but nope, not qualified. Now I need to re-do my resume just so I can get past the HR goons, so I can be "promoted" to do the same job I'm already doing.
     
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  3. otc

    otc Senior member

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    I am so damn swamped at work.

    This is what we get for going forward with a project that I initially suggested would be impractical and impossible.
     
  4. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    You need to think proactively and leverage this "issue" into an opportunity.
     
  5. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    The right pocket of the jeans I'm wearing is broken. That means I have to carry my keys in my back pocket like women do. (Cellular telephone goes in left pocket hey I know some of you will give me the berries for that but "diz wha diz" as they say.)
     
  6. ImaPro

    ImaPro Senior member

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    Indirectly borrowed a car. I went to take a final and the anti theft system decided to activate during that time. It's been 40 min...I'm cooking in Texas heat.

    :fu:
     
  7. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    One of the best things about styleforvm is I learn so much about women that I never knew before.
     
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  8. eduardo14

    eduardo14 Well-Known Member

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    I've always had my phone in my left pocket..what's wrong with that?
     
  9. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I think many of the superstars of Styleforum will tell you that having a phone in your pocket ruins the silhouette of your pantas.

    I should add that I have a ridiculous number of keys on my key ring to where I look like a janitor. It's a lot better to have that many keys in a front pocket, no two ways about it.
     
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  10. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Is that a ring of keys in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
     
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  11. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Just happy to see you hehehe!
     
  12. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Okay maybe I got misogyny or something but I hate the names of lots of women's garments to where I will not even pronounce them using my voice. (I do sometimes pronounce them silently in my mind.) I am talking about words like blouse, panty, bra, and teddy. Today I was reminded of another such word that I don't like it is cami. What kind of ridiculous word is that give me a break!
     
  13. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    and the lord hath struck you with his might, and it hath hit your eye.
     
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  14. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Today is the day where I have to deal with my sister for the first time in 5+ years.
     
  15. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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  16. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Thanks, I'm not looking forward to it, to say the least.
     
  17. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    greet her with a tight hug. and whisper to her you missed her. and sprinkle some fake tears before you do.
     
  18. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Replace hug with stabbing and miss with kill, we are about there.
     
  19. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    how about giving her a tight hug, then whisper something weird and creepy like "they're here. they already got to conne. watch out"
     
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  20. Geoffrey Firmin

    Geoffrey Firmin Senior member

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    Fucking Royal Mail and fuck Australia Post for that matter been waiting on a package from England since 30 April and still not here :brick:

    And did anyone tell me that the Belgium beer they serve at a local pub is 12% no they did not 'oh thats why we only put in 300ml glasses' thank you.
     

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