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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    As in a wood splinter? :confused:
     
  2. lawyerdad

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    You've become meme.
    I have no idea who Wayne Jumper is.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    If there's not actually something you can see in there, it could be a leftover scratch, or other small injury, from whatever was in there last night. I've had that a couple times (once from a piece of metal, once from fire), and I just had to wait for it to get better.

    You could also try artificial tears (e.g. eye drops) to flush it out.
     
  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I need my own emoticon
     
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    Wayne Jumper is an unfairly maligned man of Facebook just basically a guy what needs a "helping hand."
     
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    Did someone bust a nut in your eye to show you where he comes from?
     
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    True story: years ago I was fooling around with a quite-serious-at-the-time GF who lived out of town, just an hour or two before heading to my folks' house for a dinner that would be introducing her to the fam for the first time. Well, "something" ended up in her eye, and I'm not sure if this is normal or what, or if mascara or something ended up in there with it, but her eye got seriously bloodshot and was really kind of freakish looking even into the first hour or two of the party. It was awks, definitely awks.
     
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    Latest designer surgery for IVDA folks?
     
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    When my mother first met my girlfriend the first thing she said was, "do you believe in, God?" Her response was she's not sure, so we listened to my mother lecture her for 2 hours about the Lord. I wanted to blow my brains out.
     
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  11. L'Incandescent

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    I don't know what it is, but I just love lecturing people about the Lord. Except when I do it, it's a put on (don't really mean my words just "riffin'").
     
  12. L'Incandescent

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    I didn't even want the tubing, but the doctors insisted.
     
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    if the lord could actually hear me, why won't he tell PatrickBooth to take his suit off while waiting for breakfast?
     
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  14. Connemara

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    That is hilarious and awful. I recently had some bible thumper stop me on the street and ask if I know I'm going to heaven. I told him, "You kidding me? I have no shot!"
     
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  15. L'Incandescent

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    Now way, Conne, you are a good man will surely ascend into Heaven at time of perishment.
     
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    Conne, you could fill a pressure cooker up with marbles and thumbtacks; that would get you into heaven. If you're really good about it they might even let you be one of the virgins.
     
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    Fair enough. I only fly AF/KLM on partner routes :embar: :eek:


    No god could ever be that merciful.
     
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    Reminds me of the Jehovah's witnesses who used to knock on my door a few years ago..
     
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    as my twitter feed can validate, a few days ago a group of monks passed me on the street ... and i simply held my phone to my ear as if i was busy on a call, just so i wouldn't be engaged.
     

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