Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[in stitches]



Real Mature

isnt that your CL handle?

 

[ethanm]

Mid-game rain delays

It's the baseball watching blue balls.

 

[HRoi]



isnt that your CL handle?

No it's the title of his favorite pr0n site

 

[LawrenceMD]

I got a fancy new food processor. I've never used a food processor. I put in some frozen vegetables and turned it on only the top wasn't on securely and there is finely minced vegetable frozen dust all over the whole kitchen now.

I didn't realize food processors are so powerful. I also didn't know that sometimes you have to hold down the whole machine if you're cutting down some heavy stuff like frozen vegetables.

 

[gort]

Why were you trying to use a food processor on frozen vegetables?

 

[Bhowie]



No it's the title of his favorite pr0n site

scruffycumshots.com

 

[GreenFrog]

Today I wore some pants that were just dry cleaned and therefore had crisp creases.

Got caught in pouring rain and now the creases on my thighs are gone.

 

[Piobaire]



Today I wore some pants that were just dry cleaned and therefore had crisp creases.

Got caught in pouring rain and now the creases on my thighs are gone.

Small timer. You do not have a pants press?

 

[munchausen]



Small timer. You do not have a pants press?

My butler takes care of all of those matters.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Pants presses suck. Well, at least mine does who I have been dating for 4 years, hey-o!!!

 

[Piobaire]



My butler takes care of all of those matters.

My majordomo takes care of my butler. This was a GF level suggestion, brah.

 

[LawrenceMD]



Why were you trying to use a food processor on frozen vegetables?

I make home made dog food.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Its a cauliflower, broccoli, carrot mix + rice + liver and ground turkey. I used to just boil/cook everything separately in 8qt pots.

I assumed that food processing the frozen veggies would speed up the whole process (because you have to basically boil the veggies to mush for the dogs) as well as the liver (It was a pain chopping it up). From there you just add everything the veggies/rice/meat into a huge 24qt stock pot and cook it all in one mega batch.

I figure the whole process can be streamlined into about an hour (before I'd have to cook everything separately then mix it up - it was really cumbersome). I let the cleaning lady bag it up into 1 cup portions and freeze it. One batch in the 24qt pot makes 80+ one cup servings (about a month and half of food for a dog) for about $35.

i think I'm going to be one of the people that makes my own baby food too - its basically the same process.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Well, that escalated quickly.

 

[Piobaire]



Having to see your wife support her peace of **** free loading as sister that calls everyone low lifes even though shes never had a job or even bought herself a pair of socks without asking people for money. ***** "valeria"

One solution: sister/sister threesome.

 

[GreenFrog]



Small timer. You do not have a pants press?

Omg that's sick!!

Will kop -- thanks piob

I had no idea these things existed!