Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. chorse123

    chorse123 Senior member

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    F@#$ING destination weddings. I want to attend your wedding, but don't want to spend $2000 going to some lame resort for a weekend. Thanks for sucking up my vacation budget when you live only an hour away from me!

    !#E%$@#%#$^%^&&^*^&*@$%@^(*&
     


  2. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    F@#$ING destination weddings. I want to attend your wedding, but don't want to spend $2000 going to some lame resort for a weekend. Thanks for sucking up my vacation budget when you live only an hour away from me!

    !#E%$@#%#$^%^&&^*^&*@$%@^(*&


    Doing something like that without arranging for airfare upon RSVP is pretty lame.
     


  3. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I think the internet has run out of good amateur porn for me to jack off to. Youporn and xvids are no longer cutting it.
    Pornhub.com has some good amateur.
     


  4. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Spankwire and pornhub are definitely staples.
     


  5. GoSurface

    GoSurface Senior member

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    Pornhub.com has some good amateur.

    Amateur porn is usually pretty funny. But not as funny as the pro stuff.
     


  6. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    My parents. I'm about to have a stroke.
     


  7. SField

    SField Senior member

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    Amateur porn is usually pretty funny. But not as funny as the pro stuff.

    People who find porn funny usually have intimacy issues. In fact, I don't trust anyone who doesn't enjoy enjoy gratifying themselves to good porn (though my preference is for amateur).
     


  8. SField

    SField Senior member

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    My parents. I'm about to have a stroke.

    They're doing it in front of you again?
     


  9. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    They're doing it in front of you again?
    Gross! [​IMG]
     


  10. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    I think I might've gotten a splinter in my ass the other day while banging in a gal's sauna. [​IMG]
     


  11. JetBlast

    JetBlast Senior member

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    I think I might've gotten a splinter in my ass the other day while banging in a gal's sauna. [​IMG]

    You lead a truly desirable life, sir.
     


  12. SField

    SField Senior member

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    I think I might've gotten a splinter in my ass the other day while banging in a gal's sauna. [​IMG]

    I can't do that. After about 15 minutes it gets so hot and heavy that I can't handle it. Must be fun to kind of do a banya though... get really hot and steamy then run out into the snow... keep going another 15 minutes then go outside again... I am going to try that the next time I'm in the burbs again.
     


  13. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    People who find porn funny usually have intimacy issues. In fact, I don't trust anyone who doesn't enjoy enjoy gratifying themselves to good porn (though my preference is for amateur).

    His fetish for seniors started by watching his parents have sex.
     


  14. GoSurface

    GoSurface Senior member

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    People who find porn funny usually have intimacy issues. In fact, I don't trust anyone who doesn't enjoy enjoy gratifying themselves to good porn (though my preference is for amateur).

    Who said I don't enjoy laughing while rubbing one out?
     


  15. SField

    SField Senior member

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    Who said I don't enjoy laughing while rubbing one out?

    Do you laugh during most of your encounters too?
     


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