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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    When I'm a lobbyist it will be all blow and models, all the time.

    Continuing my earlier theme about annoying mothers...

    Text, 8:14 PM: "How was your day?"
    Text, 8:19 PM: "Hello?"
    Call, 8:32 PM
    Call, 8:45 PM (from Dad's phone) - I finally check my phone as the call is coming through. I pick up. It's mommy dearest. "What's going on?! You didn't respond! I'm worried!"

    :fu: :fu: :fu:
     
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  2. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    good luck with the fam, Douglas. I'm dreading the convo in which I ask my parents how they plan on providing for my brother after their passing, cause he ain't welcome here.

    G: microwaved fish is next level and redefines Lenten suffering.
     
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  3. Thearkly

    Thearkly Senior member

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    Its good to know other people have parents too. HOw often do you get this?[​IMG]
     
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  4. L'Incandescent

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    I'm very tired on account of woke up early (had to interview job candidates all day). I have to get up early tomorrow and do the exact same thing. (Not exactly the exact same thing the candidates are different why interview the same set of people two days in a row?) And so in this between time there's nothing for me to do but get so drunk to where I forget my sorrows of being tired.
     
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  5. acidboy

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    truth. I used to get all annoyed when my grandmother, who had obviously too much time in her hands back then, would call me up at work AND at home just to check if I eat well / will have kids / come home early / avoid things that can cause cancer... to the point I had to change my home phone number. she died a week before easter last year and I miss the old broad.

    ++++

    not as much as pissing me off but more like a wtf... saturday night me and the wife had dinner with our close friends. one couple is particularly very close to us- the guy is my constant drinking buddy and we go way back, and he happens to be married to a classmate of acidwife's. anyway, the conversation that night went to their 10th wedding anniversary, and where they celebrated dinner when the wife suddenly complained (bitched) that her husband (my friend) might or might have not made early reservations that night because he had to meet up with colleagues after, and he came home at 1am drunk. of course, the rants sort of led to me and him drinking every week, and then my wife made a "I'm with you, sister" move by complaining about how I was so irrational about our planned vacation that we originally set for march this year and she wanted to move it to may and I was insistent on doing it on march. what. the. fuck.
     
  6. in stitches

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    damn acid, you guys got ganged up on. but hey, at least each of you had a partner in crime.
     
  7. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    I have a sneaking suspicion teh wives of teh acidfriends do not like teh acidboy
     
  8. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LIEK U?
     
  9. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    because they know they can never have a piece of this
     
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  10. Thearkly

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    NOt really pissing me off but, clicking "proud mary" takes me to a removed youtube video.
     
  11. HRoi

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    I have some friends back in CA whose wives hate me (or at least, hate when I visit). But that's because my friends use my visits as a hall pass to take me to the strip clubs so there's a good reason
     
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    My wife usually drives the BMW coupe these days; my daily commute includes picking up and dropping off the kid, which is easier in our van. Occasionally I will take the Bimmer though and find various surprises. Today, as it was having trouble starting in the cold, I volunteered to take it in case it needed a jump after work, so she wouldn't have to worry about it. As I'm walking out the door, this conversation happens:

    Wife: Don't be mad at me....
    Douglas: Uh oh.
    Wife: I think I may have scratched the front window.
    Douglas: Front Window? You mean the windshield?
    Wife: Yes, I will totally take it in and fix it.
    Douglas: What do you mean? How?
    Wife: Actually, I don't think it needs to be fixed. It's probably just some marks.
    Douglas: How did this happen?
    Wife: When I was scraping the snow off the car.
    Douglas [relieved]: No, you couldn't have done anything scraping off the car, those scrapers are plastic.
    [pause]
    Douglas [remembering wife had said she couldn't find a scraper in the car]: Unless, wait, what did you use to scrape the car down?
    Wife: A license plate.

    :crazy:
     
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  15. gort

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    Munich has a really nice airport. Even got those sleeping pods.
     
  16. Find Finn

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    Which is the only good thing about that city besides bmw.
     
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  17. Find Finn

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    My sorry, but I literally laughed out loud.


    Reminds me of a story I heard years ago, the apprentice at a van conversion shop, was told to go out and deice the cars (aprox 20), that was going into the shop that day, he used a hammer. :rotflmao:


    Which meant a 20k+ repair bill.
     
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  18. edinatlanta

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    Munich's airport is really nice.

    My vote for world's best airports:

    Atlanta
    Changi
    HKG
    Your generic Asian one
    Munich
    I can't remember which airport I was in last year but it was nice.
    The Lufthansa Lounge at Dulles


    You're an idiot. Munich is great.
     
  19. lasbar

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    Have you got brothers or sisters????:uhoh:

    I couldn't deal with that...
     
  20. MrG

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    :laugh:

    This gave me a chuckle to start the day. Thanks.
     

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