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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Do tell us your experience with sabering.
     
  2. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    They are all members of Miaowqaeda.
     
  3. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    This is the quintessential pB poast. I lol'd.
     
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  4. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    My surprised no one made the my dick is a saber joke.
     
  5. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    That's too easy. Even if someone made that joak, it wouldn't be funny (at least, not to me).

    pB is good at compoasing fucked up poasts that can be funny, depending on the mood you're in when you read them.
     
  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    What can I say? I'm self deprecating like that.
     
  7. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    May I do the honors pB?
     
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  8. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    I did contemplate the mental picture of ksilk and piob sabering each other (with their dicks) upon reading those poasts
     
  9. kwilkinson

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    I think I destroyed all the pictures from that fateful night.
     
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  10. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I don't do my grocery shopping at an upmarket store like Dierberg's or Hoo Hoo Hoo's. Rather I shop at a downmarket store, where the people are "rough-hewn" and "decrepped of manners." Well lemme tell you what happened today:

    1. There were people of width who stood in the middle of the aisle chitter-chattering on the phone blocking up the aisle heedless of inconveniences.
    2. The cashier chewed gum with her mouth open, sort of like a horse would chew gum.
    3. A car parked so close that I could hardly even open the door of my Maybach, which I needed to do in order to get inside (control panel is inside the car).
     
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  11. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    +1, +1, and +1.
     
  12. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    I know a good mohel if you need.
     
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  13. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    I'm so excited to attend pB's bris.
     
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  14. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Unfortunately I cannot afford to have any more cut off. I need all of the mass I can get. :(
     
  15. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    Just borrow some from your yam bag.

    Conne, youre just excited because you hope some buxom jewesses will be there. Or to see some pB peen.
     
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  16. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    Will it be a big bris?
     
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  17. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Tonight I was at a locally owned place where I am well known. I said to the owner, "Have you seen my imitation of a high end waiter?" He said, "No, Piob, I have not." I then grabbed a bottle of Champs and sabered it.
     
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  18. Thearkly

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    I got a cheap bottle of "champagne" i stuck it in the freezer then I tried it over the sink.


    Edit:^
     
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  19. zarathustra

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    @in sitches

    Question for ya. I think you are in the jewelry business, but not sure what area. We had the SO's engagement ring and wedding band done custom through a family friend in the diamond district in NYC. I think we got taken, but thought I would check with some one more knowledgeable and trustworthy. The wedding band is sapphires all the way around in (I am told) a shared settings. She keeps losing stones as the settings are not keeping the stones secure. We were told several stories, one being that the stones are too soft and this is to be expected. The other was that this is to be expected with any stone in a shared setting. She has a similar ruby and diamond ring and has never lost a ruby or a diamond, so I think is a load of crap.

    Just curious.... Also do you do custom work? Feel free to PM if more comfortable.
     
  20. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Still waiting to hear about your experience in sabering Champs.
     

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