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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    The girl I was dating or the unnamed 1800 Flowers delivery guy?
     
  2. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    there is no way you dont have a bottle of some sort in your car that you can piss in.
     
  3. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    Don't worry about it, joke about the girl...
     
  4. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Order flowers for yourself! Instant pick-me-up.

    ..and have them delivered to you somewhere that someone you are sweet on will see. Have the card read "from a secret admirer." Show it to the person you are sweet on and then ask, "was this from you? That's so sweet. Let's go boan in my Maybach." If he/she is as sweet on you as you are on him/her then it is a sure thing.
     
  5. GusW

    GusW Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I wonder how many single women send flowers to their office on V'day? It must happen, right?
     
  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself.
     
  7. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    A girl getting made, at getting flowers that's a first, Also how does she not know there's flower delivery services.

    I think I will send flowers to random girls name at random office next year, just to see what happens.
     
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  8. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Absolutely. Think of how many obese, single, 40-something clerical workers there are across America. Then take 99.9% of that number, and you have the people who send themselves flowers on Valentine's Day.
     
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  9. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    If I were to guess, I'd guess that a formal grievance would happen (of harassment unwanted advances indicated by means of flower).
     
  10. Bhowie

    Bhowie Senior member

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    They're full of booze.
     
  11. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    if you are pretty much stopped anyways, you could probably pull over and take care of that in some way.
     
  12. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Maybe, I think it could be fun just to send some flowers, with a note saying "happy valentines day, from phone no. Xxxxxxx", just for shits and giggles.
     
  13. js4design

    js4design Senior member

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    Well then you just may find love after all!
     
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    Big Pun Senior member

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    Was drinking with friends, had to be called back to base for inspection (which turned out to be a false alarm bullshit) My female friend who I've been obsessing over for about a year hooks up with my best friend, and they met each other that night. Forgot what genuine emotion feels like, not too good lol. Guess it's my fault for being beta!! Gotta move on.
     
  15. gomestar

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    oh man, let the number be to a Chinese massage parlor.
     
  16. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    How would I know what happens then?

    Man I wish I worked in a large office building.
     
  17. gomestar

    gomestar Senior member

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    women gossip about this shit, you'll hear about it.
     
  18. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    But the recipient would be someone I don't know, at a company picked at random.
     
  19. gomestar

    gomestar Senior member

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    eh, do it to somebody at your office so you can watch in amusement. trust me, i'm pretty good at vile pranks.
     
  20. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    I have been known to leave anonymous "phone messages" on desks where the call back number is to LGBT hot lines, weight loss support hot lines, etc.
     

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