Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I already have a lady. What man in his right mind would ever want to deal with two? :confused: Any man that holds more than one lady at a time needs his head examined.
     
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    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I have a 2012 Maybach. Did that stop me from buying a 2013 Maybach? No it did not. (Maybach is a car, not a woman. I am making an analogy.)
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    This is like a trick GMAT question, right? Unanswerable question because Maybach went defunct in 2012.
     
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    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    They maintain a bespoke line. I might be their only customer (which is none of my beeswax so I never ask.)

    Maybe that is why I am always dating multiple women--it is because I still get new cars from defunct auto makers.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    But vehicles don't cause emotional and psychological stress.
     
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    Thomas Senior member

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    I kinda miss those as well. All a source of joy and contentment.


    my pleasure. BACON.


    If you had a woman, this excess money problem you have would no longer plague you.
     
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    i dont necessarily disagree with pB, but i would not put it that bluntly.
     
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    Neither do women, if you treat them well (and if you date the right ones). :teach:
     
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    :plain: enjoy your pig.
     
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    Kidding aside, I agree with this. Weight is an extremely sensitive topic, and if you express yourself too bluntly, you are likely to cause emotional pain unnecessarily.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    This statement is pretty much me in a nutshell.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    There's this pregnant girl in my office and you can see the protrusion of that nasty inside out belly button through her shirt. Fucking disgusting.
     
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    i mentioned before about pregnancy induced hemorrhoids right? When they're bad they look like clusters of dark baby toes sans nails.
     
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    Oh, I'm aware. My aunt had to get one surgically removed. She showed it to her sister, (my mother) and my mom said that it looked literally like a ripe plum coming out of her ass. Same size too.
     
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    tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi
     

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